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The Muslims are pretty insane and stupid, but every now and then, they do something right.
I am not sure whether the government of Iraq really wants to protect emos and queers, but it doesn't matter. When GOD's judgment falls upon you, no amount of government aid can stop it.
I am not sure where they came up with this four-day-grace-period business. Maybe the Koran makes provisions for such tolerant and permissive attitudes towards sin, but the Holy Bible would have them stoned to death right there on the spot.
If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them. - Leviticus 20:13
This is the best part:
GOD's law gets results.
If a handful of flawed but sincere Muslim fundamentalists can encourage a city's teenagers to cut their hair, dress appropriately, and be upright citizens, what could the government of the United States accomplish if they made the law of the One True GOD the official law of the land?
Imagine a generation of kids washed white as snow, no longer adorned in jewelry, black clothes and strange haircuts that look like they came out of a Japanese comic book.
Imagine the decrease in crime, the increase in church attendance, and the new-found hope of a generation put back onto the path of righteousness.
It wouldn't take very long at all, since all those who resisted would be executed in a federal prison.
Let us pray that we will see a GODly Republican like Joseph Kony win the 2012 election, and finally cast the devil out of the United States once and for all, so that we can stop feeling embarrassed that crazy Muslims are actually more dedicated to their god than we are.
A recent rash of killings of people perceived to be gay or emo in Iraq has stoked fear within those communities, which worry the government might be unwilling or unable to protect them.
"Ten days ago, I received a letter from militiamen threatening me that if they found me then they will not kill me like other 'perverts,' but they will cut my body into pieces," a gay activist told CNN on Sunday.
The activist, who spoke on the condition of anonymity because of safety concerns, showed CNN a copy of a letter he said was distributed in Sadr City, identifying 33 potential "gay and emo" targets.
"We strongly warn every male and female debauchee, if you do not stop this dirty act within four days, then the punishment of God will fall on you at the hands of Mujahideen," it read.
The activist, who spoke on the condition of anonymity because of safety concerns, showed CNN a copy of a letter he said was distributed in Sadr City, identifying 33 potential "gay and emo" targets.
"We strongly warn every male and female debauchee, if you do not stop this dirty act within four days, then the punishment of God will fall on you at the hands of Mujahideen," it read.
If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them. - Leviticus 20:13
This is the best part:
Teenager Kamel Saad told CNN he cut his hair so as not to become a potential target.
"I'm not the only one. All my friends in the school decided to change their hair style and change their clothes, too, even though we're not emo or gay," he said.
"I'm not the only one. All my friends in the school decided to change their hair style and change their clothes, too, even though we're not emo or gay," he said.
If a handful of flawed but sincere Muslim fundamentalists can encourage a city's teenagers to cut their hair, dress appropriately, and be upright citizens, what could the government of the United States accomplish if they made the law of the One True GOD the official law of the land?
Imagine a generation of kids washed white as snow, no longer adorned in jewelry, black clothes and strange haircuts that look like they came out of a Japanese comic book.
Imagine the decrease in crime, the increase in church attendance, and the new-found hope of a generation put back onto the path of righteousness.
It wouldn't take very long at all, since all those who resisted would be executed in a federal prison.
Let us pray that we will see a GODly Republican like Joseph Kony win the 2012 election, and finally cast the devil out of the United States once and for all, so that we can stop feeling embarrassed that crazy Muslims are actually more dedicated to their god than we are.
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