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Re: English Vicar Had Potato Shoved Up Ass "By Accident"
I figured that by now it would be one of their "sacraments."
I figured that by now it would be one of their "sacraments."
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Re: English Vicar Had Potato Shoved Up Ass "By Accident"
This was in my home town.Comment
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Re: English Vicar Had Potato Shoved Up Ass "By Accident"
No doubt you moved south as soon as you found the railway station.Originally posted by Catherine Moore View Post
YIC1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.Comment
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Re: English Vicar Had Potato Shoved Up Ass "By Accident"
I was under the impression the South was full of homers and shandy drinkers. I'd half assumed even acknowledging the existence of the part of the country below about Leicester was sinful.Originally posted by Laurence Niles View Post
Thank you for the correction.Comment
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Re: English Vicar Had Potato Shoved Up Ass "By Accident"
It does give a new meaning to the term "holy" sacrament.Originally posted by Pastor Isaac Peters View Post
Psalm 81:10:
I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.Comment
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Re: English Vicar Had Potato Shoved Up Ass "By Accident"
Excuse me, an "ass" is a donkey. The Biblical term you want is "back parts", though that's clumsy for a thread title so I recommend simply "rectum".Last edited by Jeb Stuart Thurmond; 04-03-2012, 07:58 PM.Disagree? By failing to register and debate me, you prove that liberals are factless frauds who only persuade through intimidation. To prove otherwise, debate me!
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Re: English Vicar Had Potato Shoved Up Ass "By Accident"
Maybe you didn't read the article carefully enough, Brother.Originally posted by Jeb Thurmond View Post
The clergyman, in his 50s, told medical staff at Sheffield's Northern Veterinary Hospital that the accident was definitely not due to a sex game.
The donkey had to undergo surgery to extract the spud from his backside, according to The Sun.
A&E nurse Trudi Watson told the paper: "He explained to me, quite sincerely, he had been cleaning potatoes in the barn when he tripped and accidentally stuffed one up his ass, who was standing nearby."
"But it's not for me to question his story."
No word on whether his ass will be filing animal cruelty charges.Bible boring? Nonsense!
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Re: English Vicar Had Potato Shoved Up Ass "By Accident"
Wow! That's a first. A priest with a potato up his rectum, on the other hand, is not.Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
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Re: English Vicar Had Potato Shoved Up Ass "By Accident"
I thought they preferred altar boys in there.Originally posted by Jeb Thurmond View PostWow! That's a first. A priest with a potato up his rectum, on the other hand, is not.
Bible boring? Nonsense!
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Re: English Vicar Had Potato Shoved Up Ass "By Accident"
This whole wretched story has put me off Potatoes O'Brien for the foreseeable future.
Ghaaaaaahhh!
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Re: English Vicar Had Potato Shoved Up Ass "By Accident"
It is disgusting what these cathlicks will do – and after some research it looks like this one might have been attempting to make some of those "Gluten free" death wafers the cathylicks are so fond of.Originally posted by Mistress Cookie View PostThis whole wretched story has put me off Potatoes O'Brien for the foreseeable future.
Ghaaaaaahhh!
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Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
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Re: English Vicar Had Potato Shoved Up Ass "By Accident"
I don't get it. Does any of this really matter after the wafers are transubstantiatied? What will those kikes dream up next?Product Description:
Our one and only gluten-free communion wafers made with sweet rice and potato flour. Demand required a solution to the communion dilemma for individuals with food sensitivities. Ener-G Foods was the first to market and provide a simple wafer that offered not only the bread for breaking in holy communion but also a convenient product for churches and congregations to offer to its members. A light, plain, small round wafer.
Ingredients: Filtered Water, Sweet Rice Flour, Potato Flour, Organic Palm Fruit Oil, Potato Starch, Methylcellulose, Sunflower Lecithin.
http://www.ener-g.com/communion-wafers.html
Oh well, at least the things are certified kosher.
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Re: English Vicar Had Potato Shoved Up Ass "By Accident"
Joos baking papist death cookies!?Originally posted by Roberta View Post
I KNEW IT!
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: English Vicar Had Potato Shoved Up Ass "By Accident"
Your guess would be a good as mine. I thought the cathylicks at least paid some attention to Jesus and the Last Supper (Luke 22:19-20; 1 Cor. 11:26) and that the "bread" was either made with wheat or barley according to the Bible. This potato and rice flour stuff would definitely be not in accord, but perhaps they have found a way to transubstantiate potato into wheat by shoving it up a priest's rectum.Originally posted by Roberta View Post
We need Father Mo here to weigh in on this matter (and where is that reprobate when you need him).Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
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Re: English Vicar Had Potato Shoved Up Ass "By Accident"
Well, transubstantiation is supposed to magically turn the cookie into meat, and we know how Catholics like to insert . . . um . . .Originally posted by WilliamJenningsBryan View Post
Excuse me. I just threw up a little in my mouth.Bible boring? Nonsense!
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