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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78555
    #1

    God Sends Rat Plague To Australiens

    I was recently sent this video evidence by a loyal True Christian™ infiltrator undercover missionary in the Godless cesspool of Austria. Take a look for yourselves at just how Jesus has been punishing the drunken criminal scum from "down under."

    WARNING: Women folk, DO NOT WATCH THIS unless you are STANDING ON A CHAIR!

    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!
    Tags: godforsaken australia
    • Dr. Santiago Solo
      On Permanent Assignment in Peru
      Forum Member
      • Dec 2007
      • 860
      #2
      Re: God Sends Rat Plague To Australiens

      Oh, dear Lord in Heaven! That's what you get in a country full of free health care, freedom of religion, and hippies/surfers running amok! Well, the Lord will certainly show his fury to this people soon enough, and they will be having a mouthful of throbbing meat, rodent meat, that is, Amen and A-men...
      Bringing Geology back to Christ!

      I believe Dr. Hovind to be completely innocent of the alleged crime of "tax evasion", and furthermore believe Hovind's 10 year sentence to be patently unjust and based upon an effort to silence his ministry.

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        • SUV
          True Christian™ Princess
          The Driving Force behind RA12
          Have at it, anytime!
          • Sep 2006
          • 11027
          #3
          Re: God Sends Rat Plague To Australiens

          JESUS, Pastor Ezekiel! You know that I am Deathly Afraid of mice! EEEEEEEEK!

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            • JennyD
              Honorary True Christian™
              Sweet Placid Sister
              Forum Member
              • Dec 2007
              • 9567
              #4
              Re: God Sends Rat Plague To Australiens

              Why didn't they eat them? Surely it'd be better than bogan burgers.
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                • ForGodsSake
                  X-Aussie Evangelist
                  True Christian™
                  • Feb 2008
                  • 493
                  #5
                  Re: God Sends Rat Plague To Australiens

                  I have seen this in our make shift heathen bashing rehabilitation centre over here in oz. What they do is get a large pot while everyone behind the mice ru behing then and scream. After their all in the pot, it goes onto the fire with spiced water. What a treat. We on the other hand eat normal food.
                  (2 Peter 3:10)

                  But the day of the Lord will come as a thief in the night; in the which the heavens shall pass away with a great noise, and the elements shall melt with fervent heat, the earth also and the works that are therein shall be burned up.

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                    • Neville
                      Unsaved trash
                      Under Investigation
                      • Feb 2008
                      • 12
                      #6
                      Re: God Sends Rat Plague To Australiens

                      That is quite a disturbing article pastor ezekial.
                      But it didn’t really bother me….Its apparent those farmers were unsaved trash and they simply got what was coming to them.

                      I’m a proud Christian abo and the spirit of Jesus guides my life

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                        • davec1990
                          Confirmed Enemy of God
                          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                          • Mar 2008
                          • 4
                          #7
                          Re: God Sends Rat Plague To Australiens

                          Are we talking about Australia or Austria?

                          Because, if we're talking about Australia then it's Australians, and if we're talking about Austria then it's Austrian

                          your title is just a tad confusing

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                            • Nobar King
                              Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                              Christ's Guardian
                              True Christian™
                              • Sep 2007
                              • 23748
                              #8
                              Re: God Sends Rat Plague To Australiens

                              That abo Neville above you understood. What's wrong with you?
                              May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                                • ForGodsSake
                                  X-Aussie Evangelist
                                  True Christian™
                                  • Feb 2008
                                  • 493
                                  #9
                                  Re: God Sends Rat Plague To Australiens

                                  Originally posted by davec1990 View Post
                                  Are we talking about Australia or Austria?

                                  Because, if we're talking about Australia then it's Australians, and if we're talking about Austria then it's Austrian

                                  your title is just a tad confusing
                                  AUSTRALIANS, Australiens, unsaved trash, heathens, bug eating blood sucking filth, abos, umm and i am sure there are more interpretations of the Aussie scum. Don't get me wrong i am an x-Aussie and saved.
                                  (2 Peter 3:10)

                                  But the day of the Lord will come as a thief in the night; in the which the heavens shall pass away with a great noise, and the elements shall melt with fervent heat, the earth also and the works that are therein shall be burned up.

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                                    • davec1990
                                      Confirmed Enemy of God
                                      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                                      • Mar 2008
                                      • 4
                                      #10
                                      Re: God Sends Rat Plague To Australiens

                                      I disgust myself.
                                      Last edited by Pastor Ezekiel; 03-21-2008, 11:01 AM. Reason: typo fixed

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                                        • Pastor Ezekiel
                                          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                           
                                          • Sep 2006
                                          • 78555
                                          #11
                                          Re: God Sends Rat Plague To Australiens

                                          Originally posted by Neville View Post
                                          That is quite a disturbing article pastor ezekial.
                                          But it didn’t really bother me….Its apparent those farmers were unsaved trash and they simply got what was coming to them.

                                          I’m a proud Christian abo and the spirit of Jesus guides my life
                                          Well God Bless you, boy! Long time no see. Have you been out on a maggot hunting trip or locked up again for being drunk and disorderly?

                                          How did you handle this rat plague sent by Jesus? Did you abos just eat a bunch of them?
                                          Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                            • Brother Temperance
                                              Senior Usher
                                              True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                                              A very nice young man
                                              True Christian™
                                              • Sep 2006
                                              • 15621
                                              #12
                                              Re: God Sends Rat Plague To Australiens

                                              Originally posted by Neville View Post
                                              That is quite a disturbing article pastor ezekial.
                                              But it didn’t really bother me….Its apparent those farmers were unsaved trash and they simply got what was coming to them.

                                              I’m a proud Christian abo and the spirit of Jesus guides my life
                                              Wow. Welcome aboard, friend. Just to explain, when you say you're a proud Christian abo, the proud Christian part is logical enough, but are you actually also proud of being an abo? If so, why?
                                              O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                                              God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                                                • ForGodsSake
                                                  X-Aussie Evangelist
                                                  True Christian™
                                                  • Feb 2008
                                                  • 493
                                                  #13
                                                  Re: God Sends Rat Plague To Australiens

                                                  Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                                                  Wow. Welcome aboard, friend. Just to explain, when you say you're a proud Christian abo, the proud Christian part is logical enough, but are you actually also proud of being an abo? If so, why?
                                                  I have room here, he can have a tent with the rest of them and we will shake the abo out of him. Get him already for the missionary visit.
                                                  (2 Peter 3:10)

                                                  But the day of the Lord will come as a thief in the night; in the which the heavens shall pass away with a great noise, and the elements shall melt with fervent heat, the earth also and the works that are therein shall be burned up.

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