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  • ExGay Alex
    Helping boys become upright model citizens
    True Christian™
    • May 2008
    • 1295

    #1

    Pastor arrested for Bible role play

    Another shot fired at the war on Christianity.

    An unruly teen breaks a commandment (Exodus 20:12) as well as Colossians 3:20, but the mother cannot manage him. She appeals to the pastor of their church for Godly guidance. Pastor Lonny Remmers engages in a role play of Romans 6:23 and Leviticus 20:9, but the child is rebellious and refuses to participate. The Godly Pastor Lonny ups the ante to Proverbs 23:13 and Deuteronomy 21:18-21.

    The local persecutors file charges!! They assert that secular law trumps Biblical teachings and instead of putting that little delinquent in some sort of reform school they arrest the Pastor!!

    Our sacred religious teachings (Proverbs 30:17, Proverbs 29:17, Proverbs 22:15, Proverbs 22:6, Exodus 21:17, Revelation 21:8) are being systematically torn apart by Obama's henchman. I weep for an America where things like this happen.

    Read the whole sordid report of oppressing Christianity here:

    Secular Prosecutor Persecutes Christian Pastor for Disciplining Disobedient Teen
    "Come Unto Me. Put forth thine hand now, and touch all that he hath." (Matthew 19:14, Job 1:11).
  • Dr Laurence Niles
    Psychotheological Analyst Therapist
     
    • Jan 2012
    • 9063

    #2
    Re: Pastor arrested for Bible role play

    What did the kid do to warrant such disciplining is what I want to know

    I bet he's no angel!

    Standing up for discipline and Godliness is a crime, now? Are we living in the Dark Ages?

    YIC
    1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

    Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

    Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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    • Mary-Yves Lapierre
      Forum Member
      • Apr 2010
      • 189

      #3
      Re: Pastor arrested for Bible role play

      I especially like the parts where he is forced to be digging his own grave. Do the teenagers not understand the metaphors anymore?

      The pastor is like the Solomon with his wisdoms.

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      • Swedish eskimo
        Confirmed Enemy of God
        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
        • Feb 2012
        • 226

        #4
        Re: Pastor arrested for Bible role play

        Let us pray for a release of Rev. Lonny Remmers! A man who did what's right!

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        • Zechariah Smyth
          Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
          True Christian™
          • Feb 2011
          • 15251

          #5
          Re: Pastor arrested for Bible role play

          So much for the First Amendment under this totalitarian regime.



          YiC,

          Zech
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          • handmaiden
            Is a good, decent True Christian™ lady
            True Christian™
            • May 2010
            • 11316

            #6
            Re: Pastor arrested for Bible role play

            Now, wait--the child wasn't forced to dig his own grave on a Sunday, was he?



            Because that would be wrong.


            Absolutely Yours,

            Handmaiden
            His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.

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            • Bob4God
              Moderator
              Arms Dealer for CHRIST
              Hands folded for Jesus
               
              • Apr 2008
              • 5274

              #7
              Re: Pastor arrested for Bible role play

              Object lessons are always useful for instructing kids in the way of righteousness, but apparently the liberal secular world doesn't see the value of hands-on learning.

              Being given the opportunity to go outside in the fresh air and sunshine to do some good old fashioned hard work to build up the boy's muscles is a GODly opportunity few young people are privileged to have, and the young man is lucky that the law of the Bible, which this nation was founded on, was not carried out in full that day.

              The restraint and grace of this pastor have allowed the boy to see the error of his ways and take up the path of righteousness.
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              - Proverbs 15:3

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              • Billy Bob Jenkins
                Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
                About as Straight and Manly as you can get
                Hates anal sex. And trees.
                True Christian™
                • May 2010
                • 8337

                #8
                Re: Pastor arrested for Bible role play

                Originally posted by Laurence Niles View Post
                What did the kid do to warrant such disciplining is what I want to know

                I bet he's no angel!
                He was probably a rapist. That is what the kids are into these days.

                Any kid that you see roaming around, there is a good chance he is stalking his next victim. When in doubt, it is a good idea to just carry your Rod of Correction with you wherever you go. It's not like the parents in this leftist and licentious nation are going to raise their own kids. It is the duty of TRUE Christians™ like Lonny Remmers and us to raise the youth of today, the leaders of tomorrow (depending on the time of Christ's Return).

                Remember, the child you don't beat could be a rapist.
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