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  • Vicar bans evil 'Yoga' child abuse from Church! Glory!

    Glory! Vicar bans sick satanic practice of Yoga for babies from Church halls! It's worrying enough so many practice this evil, but to force it onto children is nothing short of child abuse! Everyone knows that practicing Yoga can invite demons to possess your soul, so to practice it on babies is just sick! It's about time that this satanic practice was made illegal, and punishable by prison.


    http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/comment/faith/article2358035.ece

    Vicars ban `un-Christian' yoga for toddlers

    A children's exercise class has been banned from two church halls
    because it is teaching yoga. The group has been turned away by
    vicars who described yoga as a sham and un-Christian.

    Louise Woodcock, 41, who was looking for a new home for her Yum Yum
    Yoga class for toddlers was turned away by the Silver Street Baptist
    Church and St James's Anglican Church in Taunton, Somerset.

    Miss Woodcock says that the ban is ridiculous as the classes simply
    involve music and movement with no religious content. She said: "I
    couldn't believe it when they suddenly said I couldn't have the hall
    any more because yoga is against their Christian ethos. It's crazy
    because we're talking about kids pretending to be animals and doing
    exercise routines to rhymes.

    "I explained to the church that my yoga is a completely nonreligious
    activity. Some types of adult yoga are based on Hindu and Buddhist
    meditation but it's not a part of the religion and there is no dogma
    involved.

    "This is a class for mums and children, which has yoga-inspired
    moves – but as soon as I mentioned the word yoga the church staff
    completely changed their attitude. They have completely
    misunderstood and are being narrow minded."

    Miss Woodcock, who has a two-year-old daughter, was given permission
    originally to use the hall at Silver Street Baptist Church for a
    children's activity group. The Rev Simon Farrar withdrew his consent
    after discovering it was for yoga.

    She was then turned away from St James's Church for the same reason.

    Mr Farrar defended the decision yesterday. He said: "We are a
    Christian organisation and when we let rooms to people we want them
    to understand that they must be fully in line with our Christian
    ethos.

    "Clearly, yoga impinges on the spiritual life of people in a way
    which we as Christians don't believe is the same as our ethos.

    "If it was just a group of children singing nursery rhymes, there
    wouldn't be a problem but she's called it yoga and therefore there
    is a dividing line we're not prepared to cross."

    The Rev Tim Jones, vicar of St James's, said: "Any alternative
    philosophies or beliefs are offering a sham - and at St James's
    Church we want people to have the real thing. Yoga has its roots in
    Hinduism, and attempts to use exercises and relaxation techniques to
    put a person into a calm frame of mind - in touch with some kind of
    impersonal spiritual reality.

    "The philosophy of yoga cannot be separated from the practice of it,
    and any teacher of yoga, even to toddlers, must subscribe to the
    philosophy.

    "Yoga may appear harmless or even beneficial, but it is encouraging
    people to think that there is a way to wholeness of body and mind
    through human techniques - whereas the only true way to wholeness is
    by faith in God through Jesus Christ."

    Miss Woodcock has now managed to book a village hall for her
    classes.

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    Re: Vicar bans evil 'Yoga' child abuse from Church! Glory!

    That yoga stuff is nothing but a way of communing with satan, pure and simple.

    Nothing about it in the Holy Bible, and it's promoted by hellbound, cow-worshiping dotheads, so there you go.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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      Re: Vicar bans evil 'Yoga' child abuse from Church! Glory!

      Originally posted by revrggreen View Post
      Glory! Vicar bans sick satanic practice of Yoga for babies from Church halls! It's worrying enough so many practice this evil, but to force it onto children is nothing short of child abuse! Everyone knows that practicing Yoga can invite demons to possess your soul, so to practice it on babies is just sick! It's about time that this satanic practice was made illegal, and punishable by prison.


      http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/comment/faith/article2358035.ece

      Vicars ban `un-Christian' yoga for toddlers

      A children's exercise class has been banned from two church halls
      because it is teaching yoga. The group has been turned away by
      vicars who described yoga as a sham and un-Christian.

      Louise Woodcock, 41, who was looking for a new home for her Yum Yum
      Yoga class for toddlers was turned away by the Silver Street Baptist
      Church and St James's Anglican Church in Taunton, Somerset.
      I find the name of the group to be offensive and unsettling in the extreme. No doubt, had this demonic group been allowed to move in, it would have been only a matter of weeks before they changed their name to "Yum Yum S*m*n Yoga." After all, Yoga is just a massive plot to turn boys queer by teaching them to suck their own tallywhackers. And as for this Woodcock woman, what sort of a person has not one but two slang terms for the male generative member in their surname? Not one with any sense of decency, that's for sure!
      O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



      God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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        Re: Vicar bans evil 'Yoga' child abuse from Church! Glory!
        Miss Woodcock says that the ban is ridiculous as the classes simply
        involve music and movement with no religious content. She said: "I
        couldn't believe it when they suddenly said I couldn't have the hall
        any more because yoga is against their Christian ethos. It's crazy
        because we're talking about kids pretending to be animals and doing
        exercise routines to rhymes.



        Why would a little girl be sticking her tookus up in the air like that? You can draw your own conclusions
        Come climb my mountains.

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        • #5
          Re: Vicar bans evil 'Yoga' child abuse from Church! Glory!

          Originally posted by Roberta View Post


          Why would a little girl be sticking her tookus up in the air like that? You can draw your own conclusions
          I think this course would be more appropriate for a Cathylick Church, although probably they would prefer an all-boy class.
          Bringing Geology back to Christ!

          I believe Dr. Hovind to be completely innocent of the alleged crime of "tax evasion", and furthermore believe Hovind's 10 year sentence to be patently unjust and based upon an effort to silence his ministry.

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            Re: Vicar bans evil 'Yoga' child abuse from Church! Glory!

            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
            That yoga stuff is nothing but a way of communing with satan, pure and simple.

            Nothing about it in the Holy Bible, and it's promoted by hellbound, cow-worshiping dotheads, so there you go.
            On top of that, who in God's favorite country practices yoda, or whatever it's called? It isn't the manly True Christian™ Republicans and their submissive wives in the red states. It's the crystal-worshiping space cadets in Commiefornia.
            This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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              Re: Vicar bans evil 'Yoga' child abuse from Church! Glory!

              I can't believe that they're still teaching women to do the 4 legged boob drop.
              May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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