Walmart promotes Satanism!

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

While I know there are a few people in Freehold who like to travel to the Des Moines Walmart ( I won't name names, don't worry), I've long made it a policy not to shop there, preferring Christian institutions.

Now, my reticence has been justified.

A Fort Worth, Texas woman, known only as Jessica, claims that a Walmart mechanic with “an attitude” scrawled satanic symbols, including the “Mark of the Beast,” on the bottom of her car during an oil change, CBS Dallas-Fort Worth reports (h/t The Consumerist). Jessica says she only became aware of the symbols when a mechanic at a different Walmart later pointed them out, saying the blue sealant used to write them is common to Walmart car-servicing stations.

“Who does that?” Jessica told CBS Dallas-Fort Worth. “I mean, what if it’s a curse?”

Jessica's car crisis is the latest in a slew of bizarre incidents at Walmart stores. First of all, a rattlesnake reportedly bit a man while he was shopping in the garden section of a Washington state Walmart this week.

Then in February, a razor blade was found in a brand new baby sleeper purchased from a Walmart in West Virginia, resulting in minor injuries. In addition, multiple customers were pricked by hypodermic needles found in clothing at a Walmart in Georgia last December.

Satan's evil is coming home to roost at that den of Chinese-imported iniquity.

Steer clear, friends! I'll be praying for your safety.

[Gregory Jubilay]

Re: Walmart promotes Satanism!

Why Reverend Mortimer,

This is quite disturbing. Do things of this nature typically happen in areas such as Iowa? For my part, I don't want to take any chances anymore; thus, I usually go out and harvest my own food on a small private garden. You never know what people do out there with your food. A couple months ago, when many of our cows died for some strange reason, we went to our local Costco to get meat. Now I typically distrust mass consumer oriented produce, but, well, I had a moment of weakness and gave in.

Turns out, the food court only sold Kosher meat! I was so angry, it CLEARLY says in Scripture that:

Genesis 1:22 And God blessed them, saying, Be fruitful, and multiply, and fill the waters in the seas, and let fowl multiply in the earth.

I mean, you've got to be kidding me! Even the Joos have that part of the Bible. Do they even know how to read?! I am quite angry. Needless to say, we only ate veggies for the rest of the week.


Insanity.

On a side note, this development is quite shocking. Maybe it would be a good idea to put up a list of acceptable places to buy produce for True Christian men?

[godgunsguts]

Re: Walmart promotes Satanism!

The evidence has always been there for those with eyes to see and ears to here.



They have been putting Satan's symbol their in the're logo for people to see for years.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Walmart promotes Satanism!

The evidence has always been there for those with eyes to see and ears to here.



They have been putting Satan's symbol their in the're logo for people to see for years.

Ah, but they've changed it.



The death of unsubtle witch Sam Walton allowed them to move from Wiccan Satanism to sun-worship. In order to signify the complete removal of Wiccan Satanism and rejection of His Infernal Majesty in favor of Aten, the sun god, they even changed "Wal-Mart" to one word.

Yes, they are now worshiping Satan under a different name; we realize that, but they do not.

[Petroleus]

Re: Walmart promotes Satanism!

I think wallmart want us to change our Religion!
We have to stop that blasphemy!

I won't buy food on wallmart any more...
This market is evil!

I saw the "Kosher"-meat to and was shocked!

For the one and only god!

regards,
Brother Petroleus