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  • #31
    Re: Australien mom uses daughters for porn (sick)

    Originally posted by lady_c View Post
    I will NEVER confess any sins in your presents. I don't play nicely with child abusers....
    Your venom strikes lady_c! What makes you think we accept the sins that have been committed here? All of Landover and other True Christians are equally appalled by these acts. We are discussing this issue as mature adults to get an understanding how such an evil situation has come about.

    Blessed are we, for we have the Bible to guide us and from the Word of God we have a deep understanding of were this evil has come from. Have we not done this? Or do I need to go over old ground again.

    Your vexation is hurtful to say the least.

    But... confession is very good for you. It is a way to express Repentance to Jesus. With a gentle (yet firm) hand guiding you.... you to can see the light.....

    Come now, kneel down and take this old man's hand so we can pray together.
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    says, "Suffer not a witch to live." Deuteronomy 18:10 says, "There shall not be found among you any one that maketh his son or his daughter to pass through the fire, or that useth divination, or an observer of times, or an enchanter, or a witch."

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    • #32
      Re: Australien mom uses daughters for porn (sick)

      I've told you before. I wont kneel before you and I wont repent. What part of no don't you understand? I have nothing to confess. Infact, I'm quite happy committing as many sins as I'd like.

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      • #33
        Re: Australien mom uses daughters for porn (sick)

        Originally posted by lady_c View Post
        I've told you before. I wont kneel before you and I wont repent. What part of no don't you understand? I have nothing to confess. Infact, I'm quite happy committing as many sins as I'd like.
        Fair enough, enjoy Hell!
        Bringing Geology back to Christ!

        I believe Dr. Hovind to be completely innocent of the alleged crime of "tax evasion", and furthermore believe Hovind's 10 year sentence to be patently unjust and based upon an effort to silence his ministry.

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        • #34
          Re: Australien mom uses daughters for porn (sick)

          I will, I'll see you there buddy

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          • #35
            Re: Australien mom uses daughters for porn (sick)

            Originally posted by lady_c View Post
            I've told you before. I wont kneel before you and I wont repent. What part of no don't you understand? I have nothing to confess. Infact, I'm quite happy committing as many sins as I'd like.
            Don't think of it as kneeling before me, think of it as kneeling before Christ.

            Just think of me as your confessor. I am willing to take on the burdens of listening to your sins as you kneel. Don't spare me any details. I have heard many vile acts and I can apply the correct actions to set you on the narrow path.
            Last edited by Herr_Doktor Phd.; 04-10-2008, 12:11 PM. Reason: to add juicy bits
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            says, "Suffer not a witch to live." Deuteronomy 18:10 says, "There shall not be found among you any one that maketh his son or his daughter to pass through the fire, or that useth divination, or an observer of times, or an enchanter, or a witch."

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            • #36
              Re: Australien mom uses daughters for porn (sick)

              no

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              • #37
                Re: Australien mom uses daughters for porn (sick)

                Originally posted by lady_c View Post
                no
                Please stop posting one word posts. You are wasting precious (stealing really, because you have not tithed) bandwith on GOD'S Favorite Forum.

                I have my eye on you, you little tramp.
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                • #38
                  Re: Australien mom uses daughters for porn (sick)

                  Actually, that was my first one word post so go away Rabbit stew. Don't like it? delete it! What do I care?! Just for the love of God stop whinging!
                  Want me to tithe? Here's 5 cents, keep the change

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                  • #39
                    Re: Australien mom uses daughters for porn (sick)

                    Originally posted by lady_c View Post
                    You don't know Australien women so don't claim to.
                    I unfortunately do....and I can't say that I (or my children), after becoming aware of the above article, wish to know them any further!

                    Originally posted by lady_c View Post
                    Most of you disgust me.
                    What about those who don't disgust you?.........c'mon wench, put your undergarments back where they belong and switch off that kiddy porn channel so as you can spend real time reveling in His Truth for once in your disgustingly sordid life.

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                    • #40
                      Re: Australien mom uses daughters for porn (sick)

                      Originally posted by lady_c View Post
                      Actually, that was my first one word post so go away Rabbit stew. Don't like it? delete it! What do I care?! Just for the love of God stop whinging!
                      Want me to tithe? Here's 5 cents, keep the change
                      Listen up. You are a guest here on GOD'S Favorite Forum and we don't tolerate disrespectful little unsaved whores here.

                      You won't last long around here with this attitude.

                      Shape up or ship out.
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                      • #41
                        Re: Australien mom uses daughters for porn (sick)

                        Originally posted by lady_c View Post
                        no
                        I see where this is going with you and it involves a stern hand and paddle.

                        Let me paint a picture:

                        It starts with Lady_C kneeling on the concrete floor.
                        WHACK! goes the paddle on her quivering behind.
                        "Now say it," says the stern Master.
                        "ONE, thank you Jesus," shouts Lady_C.
                        WHACK!
                        "TWO, the Lord is my Shepard."
                        WHACK!
                        "Oooh, that really hurts," sobs Lady_C.
                        "Right we need to start again you wanton heathen!" Commands the Stern Master.

                        That's what you need young lady! But I bet you would decline this chance of salvation because you think you know better.

                        Enjoy Hell!
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                        Exodus 22:18
                        says, "Suffer not a witch to live." Deuteronomy 18:10 says, "There shall not be found among you any one that maketh his son or his daughter to pass through the fire, or that useth divination, or an observer of times, or an enchanter, or a witch."

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                        • #42
                          Re: Australien mom uses daughters for porn (sick)

                          Originally posted by Herr_Doktor View Post
                          I see where this is going with you and it involves a stern hand and paddle.

                          Let me paint a picture:

                          It starts with Lady_C kneeling on the concrete floor.
                          WHACK! goes the paddle on her quivering behind.
                          "Now say it," says the stern Master.
                          "ONE, thank you Jesus," shouts Lady_C.
                          WHACK!
                          "TWO, the Lord is my Shepard."
                          WHACK!
                          "Oooh, that really hurts," sobs Lady_C.
                          "Right we need to start again you wanton heathen!" Commands the Stern Master.

                          That's what you need young lady! But I bet you would decline this chance of salvation because you think you know better.

                          Enjoy Hell!
                          Wait! Don't stop there! Keep going. Tell the rest of the story....
                          Who Will Jesus Damn?

                          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                          • #43
                            Re: Australien mom uses daughters for porn (sick)

                            Originally posted by Roberta View Post

                            ...The 41-year-old Sydney woman was arrested after US police found her boyfriend's laptop and alerted NSW police. The woman pleaded guilty to eight charges...
                            Everyone should note that it was the Godly US police state that brought these horrors to the attention of the dimwitted Australian authorities. Praise President Bush for his warrantless wiretapping program. Of course, the liberals want to help pornographers by banning warrantless wiretapping. If the ACLU had its way, everyone would be required to use kiddie porn as a screen saver.

                            Write your congressman today - we need immunity for US telecom companies that violate so-called "privacy laws." With the exception of God-fearing Republicans, everyone´s computer should be continuously monitored by the Department of Homeland Security, especially the computers of non-Christians and foreigners. It´s only through such eternal diligence that we can protect our previous freedoms!

                            As for that harlot in Kangarooland, she should be sent to Gitmo and waterboarded.
                            yours in Christ,
                            Brother Buford

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                            • #44
                              Re: Australien mom uses daughters for porn (sick)

                              Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                              Wait! Don't stop there! Keep going. Tell the rest of the story....
                              It can get quite long Paster Ezekiel. After the preliminary Praises to the Lord I move the wench onto each sentence of the Lord's Prayer. She must get this perfect or we need to start the bottom quivering paddling again.

                              And in extreme cases, like Lady_C, I then move onto my internal purification machine. The details of which, are little too graphic for the majority of the pure and Godly people that inhabit this forum.

                              To Lady_C: Surely this is worth it, as this is the first steps to your Salvation.

                              Originally posted by Buford T Scoggins View Post

                              As for that harlot in Kangarooland, she should be sent to Gitmo and waterboarded.
                              Brother Scoggins I see one problem with your logic and if you think it about I'm sure you will agree with me that this is rather unethical.

                              They give the inmates of Gitmo the Koran to read.....
                              Last edited by Herr_Doktor Phd.; 04-11-2008, 10:52 PM. Reason: typo
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                              Exodus 22:18
                              says, "Suffer not a witch to live." Deuteronomy 18:10 says, "There shall not be found among you any one that maketh his son or his daughter to pass through the fire, or that useth divination, or an observer of times, or an enchanter, or a witch."

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                              • #45
                                Re: Australien mom uses daughters for porn (sick)

                                you mean the Qu'ran not Koran
                                Again no, no, no and who are you anyway!?

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