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Well, here's another case of Godless gooks running amok. This kind of thing just makes Jesus sick to His stomach.
I don't know what is more disgusting; the fact that jap pandas don't know how to procreate the way God intended, or the fact that they are holding a four-day bestiality conference, featuring the latest animal porn videos.
Thai zoo to teach panda to mate with "porn" videos
BANGKOK (Reuters) - A Thai zoo, which has hosted a couple of pandas for four years, will play "porn" videos for the male next month to encourage them to breed in captivity, the project manager said on Saturday.
The pair -- living chastely together at the zoo in the northern city of Chiang Mai since arriving from China in 2003 -- would be separated in December, but stay close enough for occasional glimpses of each other, said panda project chief Prasertsak Buntrakoonpoontawee.
"They don't know how to mate so we need to show the male how, through videos," Prasertsak told Reuters.
He said Chuang Chuang, the six-year-old male, would be shown the videos on a large screen when he might be feeling amorous.
"We'll play the video at the most comfortable and intimate time for him, perhaps after dinner," Prasertsak said, hoping Chuang Chuang would then use the techniques on Lin Hui, a five-year-old female.
The zoo is hosting a four-day international panda sex conference that starts on Monday, drawing 200 wildlife and panda specialists from around the world.
BANGKOK (Reuters) - A Thai zoo, which has hosted a couple of pandas for four years, will play "porn" videos for the male next month to encourage them to breed in captivity, the project manager said on Saturday.
The pair -- living chastely together at the zoo in the northern city of Chiang Mai since arriving from China in 2003 -- would be separated in December, but stay close enough for occasional glimpses of each other, said panda project chief Prasertsak Buntrakoonpoontawee.
"They don't know how to mate so we need to show the male how, through videos," Prasertsak told Reuters.
He said Chuang Chuang, the six-year-old male, would be shown the videos on a large screen when he might be feeling amorous.
"We'll play the video at the most comfortable and intimate time for him, perhaps after dinner," Prasertsak said, hoping Chuang Chuang would then use the techniques on Lin Hui, a five-year-old female.
The zoo is hosting a four-day international panda sex conference that starts on Monday, drawing 200 wildlife and panda specialists from around the world.
i be prayin that he do, cuz if he not no, he gonna be real intimadateds when he see that there 
on the big screens, cuz he gonna see enormus pandas wiv enormus 
an poor Mr.Chuang gonna look down at his tiny liddle 
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