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  • EMO Cult Warning for Parents!

    Another article warning parents about the dangers EMO music (short for EMOtionally damaged / unstable) has on their children -

    Forget gloomy, pale-faced and self obsessed Goths, there's another darker cult for parents to worry about ... Emos. They are the new Goths, but, alarmingly, they like to self harm



    Flicking through the autumn glossy fashion magazines, I noticed that some of the models did not look very well.

    A few of them appeared to be dead. This is because one of the key looks, especially at the younger end of the fashion spectrum, is Goth.
    Faces are chalky white, eyes and lips black. You can wear any colour you like so long as it's black.
    To achieve that just-got-out-of-acoffin look, you need corsets, capes, Celtic crosses, an unseeing stare and a prop such as a slightly mutilated china doll dragged along in one hand.


    There is a also a term which is new to me and amounts to a much more dangerous teenage cult.

    The Emos regard themselves as a cool, young sub-set of the Goths.

    Although the look is similar, the point of distinction, frightening for schools and parents, is a celebration of self harm.

    Emos exchange competitive messages on their teenage websites about the scars on their wrists and how best to display them. Girls' secondary schools have for some time been concerned about the increase in self harm.

    One governor of a famous boarding school told me that it was as serious a problem as binge drinking, but rarely discussed for fear of encouraging more girls to do it.

    Although it is invariably described as a 'secret shame', there is actually a streak of exhibitionism about it.

    The internet has many sites dedicated to Emo fashion (dyed black hair brushed over your face, layering, black, black, black), Emo bands (Green Day, My Chemical Romance), Emo conversation (sighing, wailing, poetry).
    The Instant Emo Kit site gives advice on identity. Wear a child's T-shirt with a slogan such as 'Unhappy Chick' and drive a Vespa. Above all, 'show your inner despair by looking like you are too sad to eat. Obesity and emocity do not mix.'

    Adult Goths refer to the Emos disdainfully as 'the spooky kids' or 'moshers'.

    The Emo song, by the American band Adam And Andrew, has cult status on the internet, appearing on many personal websites. It is called Dear Diary and is both witty and alarming.

    The chorus goes: 'Stop my breathing and slit my throat, I must be an Emo.

    I don't jump around when I go to shows, I must be an Emo.
    Dye in my hair and polish on my toes, I must be an Emo. I play guitar and write suicide notes, I must be an Emo.'
    The courting of misery and death is a long-established teenage tradition. How many bedroom walls have been plastered with posters of drippy pre-Raphaelite heroines, or Marc Bolan or Kurt Curbain?

  • #2
    Re: EMO Cult Warning for Parents!

    Emos are a bunch of stupid suicidal bisexual morons.

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    • #3
      Re: EMO Cult Warning for Parents!

      ANNIHILATE THE EMO'S, SUCH PATHETIC LIFEFORM!!!
      DEAD TO EMO'S!!!

      Hail The Metal Warriors!!
      Let the purgation begin
      <======|~|======>

      Warrior of Metal

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      • #4
        Re: EMO Cult Warning for Parents!

        Originally posted by Sommanol Beatmeup View Post
        ANNIHILATE THE EMO'S, SUCH PATHETIC LIFEFORM!!!
        DEAD TO EMO'S!!!

        Hail The Metal Warriors!!
        Look, I know it's hard, but please, please try not to post like an idiot in the future... The answer to your problems lies in your own hands. No, not that. Metaphorically you pervert. Stop being so different and try, at least try to be like a normal person. Me, for example.

        I'm trying to sympathize with your condition, son, I truly am...but so far, nothing's working for me. I'll let you know if anything changes.

        In Christ,

        Dr. Otto Bond Sr.

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