[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Bride in Doghouse After Vegas Wedding

That sounds dangerously close to interspecies "marriage." I do all of those things for my wife.

That may be, but you don't have sex with your dog, (at least I hope not), and a pet doesn't have the same legal rights as a spouse (joint ownership of property, power of attorney, automatic custody of children if the other spouse dies, automatic inheritance of property, to name a few).

[VictoryOS]

Re: Bride in Doghouse After Vegas Wedding

The only "agenda" is for them to have the same right as heterosexuals to legally marry the consenting adult of their choice.

Then I see you've fallen victim to another part of the homosexual agenda - brainwashing the populace into believing their goals are harmless. You watch a lot of tv, don't you?

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Bride in Doghouse After Vegas Wedding

Doghouses are for dogs, not people.

Yes, but he didn't lock a person in his doghouse, he locked a woman in there.

If he wants to re-use his doghouse,then he should go to the pound and adopt a dog.

And deprive some poor starving chink of a meal? Your racism appalls me.

The only "agenda" is for them to have the same right as heterosexuals to legally marry the consenting adult of their choice.

They already have the same rights heterosexuals do! I have the right to marry any consenting woman of my choice - if that's good enough for me, why isn't it good enough for a queer?

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Bride in Doghouse After Vegas Wedding

Yes, but he didn't lock a person in his doghouse, he locked a woman in there.

Women ARE people.

And deprive some poor starving chink of a meal? Your racism appalls me.

Your racism appalls me - we're even.

They already have the same rights heterosexuals do! I have the right to marry any consenting woman of my choice - if that's good enough for me, why isn't it good enough for a queer?

Because heterosexuals are the only ones who have the right ot marry the consenting adult to whom they are attracted, with whom they are in love. Gay men and lesbians can't marry the consenting adult they love.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Bride in Doghouse After Vegas Wedding

Because heterosexuals are the only ones who have the right ot marry the consenting adult to whom they are attracted, with whom they are in love. Gay men and lesbians can't marry the consenting adult they love.

That is the exact same argument that your hero Chuckie Darwin used, only he wanted to marry his "consenting cocker spaniel."

You people disgust me.

[Husband without Joy]

Re: Bride in Doghouse After Vegas Wedding

Bride in Doghouse After Vegas Wedding

Updated: April 14, 2008 10:31 PM


A man is accused of handcuffing his wife inside a dog cage days after they were married in Las Vegas.

Mem'ries . . . all alone in the moooonlight . . . >HOOOOWWWLLL<

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Bride in Doghouse After Vegas Wedding

That is the exact same argument that your hero Chuckie Darwin used, only he wanted to marry his "consenting cocker spaniel." .


Animals are not capable of giving consent, nor are they eligible to enter into legal contracts.

You people disgust me.

Right back at you, ducky.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Bride in Doghouse After Vegas Wedding

Women ARE people.

Riiiight. Just like Democrats are lovers of Freedom and America and negroes are white.

Your racism appalls me - we're even.

Maybe, but you're going to Hell and I'm not, which puts me ahead on points.

Because heterosexuals are the only ones who have the right ot marry the consenting adult to whom they are attracted, with whom they are in love. Gay men and lesbians can't marry the consenting adult they love.

Then they should just become ex-gays and there'd be no problem! Ted Haggard married the woman he loved, and he was as queer as a three-dollar bill!

Animals are not capable of giving consent, nor are they eligible to enter into legal contracts.

If I had my way, the same'd be true of women.[/quote]
Right back at you, ducky.[/quote]

Ducky? Did you just call Pastor Ezekiel a kweer?

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Bride in Doghouse After Vegas Wedding

Then they should just become ex-gays and there'd be no problem! Ted Haggard married the woman he loved, and he was as queer as a three-dollar bill!

Ted Haggard didn't marry for love - he married a woman in an attempt to pass for straight.

If I had my way, the same'd be true of women.

Right back at you, ducky.[/quote]

Ducky? Did you just call Pastor Ezekiel a kweer?[/quote]

No, but if the webbed shoe fits...

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: Bride in Doghouse After Vegas Wedding

Animals are not capable of giving consent, nor are they eligible to enter into legal contracts.

Back when the Virginia General Assembly was in the hands of almost-True Christian™ Republicans, it passed a law denying homers the special privilege of entering into legal contracts with one another, too. If the Demon-crats who have since usurped power in Virginia were to repeal that law, could laws letting you "marry" your ferret be far behind?

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Bride in Doghouse After Vegas Wedding

Back when the Virginia General Assembly was in the hands of almost-True Christian™ Republicans, it passed a law denying homers the special privilege of entering into legal contracts with one another, too. If the Demon-crats who have since usurped power in Virginia were to repeal that law, could laws letting you "marry" your ferret be far behind?

An animal is not capable of entering into a legal contract - period.

Allowing same-sex couples to marry will not be a mandate for allowing people to marry animals any more than the repeal of Prohibition constituted a mandate for the legalization of PCP.

[Dr. Otto Bond Sr.]

Re: Bride in Doghouse After Vegas Wedding

Doghouses are for dogs, not people.

I'm surprised you're not into that kind of thing

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Bride in Doghouse After Vegas Wedding

I'm surprised you're not into that kind of thing

Why would I want to live in a doghouse?