[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Brother Champan may go free this year

Why would a True Christian™ redecorate her bedroom to match yours?

LOL - I don't have posters of her - I've long since outgrown the poster phase of my teen years, but I do have a few of her albums.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: Brother Champan may go free this year

Imagine that.... another perfectly good thread turning into all about her.

[Wide-Open]

Hah!

Yoko Ono is not persecuting anyone. The producers of "Expelled" used copyrighted material without the permission of the copyright owner. That's illegal and she has every right to sue.

Well, after you are done peeing ( ) stick this in your pipe and smoke it.

Ben Stein 1, Yoko Ono 0 in "Expelled" copyright spat

By Timothy B. Lee | Published: June 02, 2008 - 04:10PM CT

A New York judge today dealt a serious blow to the widow and children of John Lennon, who are seeking to force the removal of the John Lennon song "Imagine" from a controversial film about intelligent design, creationism's PR-savvy cousin. Expelled: No Intelligence Allowed argues that advocates of the theory of intelligent design face persecution in the academy. Judge Sidney H. Stein rejected the plaintiff's request for an injunction against further distribution of the film, finding that the makers of Expelled were likely to prevail in their argument that the use of "Imagine" was fair use under copyright law.

Jesus rocks!

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: Ono chink sues Godly Filmmakers

Glory! Some forms of anti-Christian persecution are too blatant even for unelected liberal activist judges in JYC.

[SUV]

Re: Ono chink sues Godly Filmmakers

I think the oh-no chink ought to "hook up" with Hitonmi and jump head first in a kamikazi dive into a gigantic bowl of steaming ooey-gooey-chink-sooey and drown there, both desperately clutching at the Christian Cross she has the gall to wear after her & John Lemon's well known athianism.

Another (boo-dist) athian, joo Leonard Cohen, said in a "song" about Jesus that "only drowning Men can see Him" so that's what I think about that. Absolutely sickening

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Ono chink sues Godly Filmmakers

I think the oh-no chink ought to "hook up" with Hitonmi and jump head first in a kamikazi dive into a gigantic bowl of steaming ooey-gooey-chink-sooey and drown there, both desperately clutching at the Christian Cross she has the gall to wear after her & John Lemon's well known athianism.

Actually, she's not so much atheist as spiritually eclectic. She believes that there is wisdom in many paths, but that no one path has all the answers.
Perhaps the cross was a gift - or perhaps she just wears it because she thinks it's pretty.

Another (boo-dist) athian, joo Leonard Cohen, said in a "song" about Jesus that "only drowning Men can see Him" so that's what I think about that. Absolutely sickening

Cohen is a gifted singer-songwriter (and yes, a Buddhist), who often uses his music to comment on both the positive and negative aspects of religion in general.

[SUV]

Re: Ono chink sues Godly Filmmakers

Watch it, Lumpy, that I don't give you more breakfastly-related Infractions like I did yesterday.

Like causing me to pitch forward already fast asleep and suffocate in my bowl of Christian Oatmeal ("It's the Right thing to do!" ) (Eating Oatmeal, that is)

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Ono chink sues Godly Filmmakers

Cohen is a gifted singer-songwriter (and yes, a Buddhist), who often uses his music to comment on both the positive and negative aspects of religion in general.

He's a damned joo and a pervert junkie to boot. Don't you be peddling that filth here, Lumpy. Don't even!

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Ono chink sues Godly Filmmakers

Watch it, Lumpy, that I don't give you more breakfastly-related Infractions like I did yesterday.

Like causing me to pitch forward already fast asleep and suffocate in my bowl of Christian Oatmeal ("It's the Right thing to do!" ) (Eating Oatmeal, that is)

Don't blame me if you can't hold your oatmeal.

[SUV]

Re: Ono chink sues Godly Filmmakers

But I can hold my Brimley.

Oh, nevermind....

Anyway, I would say that you are paddling through watery oatmeal here on our board and are bound to sink soon. Becoming sassier yet even more boring - and both at the same time. Who could deny, Evidencing you, that, truly, Our God is an Awesome God to have Created such a Creature as yourself? Repent!

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Ono chink sues Godly Filmmakers

Last Year's Man - by Leonard Cohen

The rain falls down on last year's man
That's a Jew's harp on the table
That's a crayon in his hand
And the corners of the blueprint are ruined since they rolled
Far past the stems of thumbtacks that still throw shadows on the wood
But the skylight is like skin
For a drum I'll never mend
And, oh, the rain falls down, amen
On the works of last year's man

I met a lady, she was playing
With her soldiers in the dark
Oh, one by one she had to tell them
That her name was Joan of Arc
I was in that army
Yes I stayed a little while
I want to thank you, Joan of Arc
For treating me so well
And though I wear a uniform
I was not born to fight
All these wounded boys you lie beside
Goodnight, my friends, goodnight

I came upon a wedding
That old families had contrived
Bethlehem the bridegroom, Babylon the bride
Great Babylon was naked
Ah, she stood there trembling for me
And Bethlehem inflamed us both
Like the shy one at some orgy
And when we fell together, all our flesh was like a veil
That I had to draw aside to see
The serpent eat its tail

Some women wait for Jesus
And some women wait for Cain
So I hang upon my altar
And I hoist my axe again
And I take the one who finds me
Back to where it all began
When Jesus was the honeymoon
And Cain was just the man
And we read from pleasant Bibles that are bound in blood and skin
That the wilderness is gathering all its children back again

The rain falls down on last year's man
An hour has gone by and he has not moved his hand
But everyting will happen if he only gives the word
The lovers will rise up, and the mountains touch the ground
But the skylight is like skin
For a drum I'l never mend
And oh, the rain falls down, amen
On the works of last year's man

[SUV]

Re: Ono chink sues Godly Filmmakers

My GOD, enough is enough!

Pastor, where is the Collection Plate to make a Donation to send this one on a one-way trip to rotten.com or TheStileProject.

Lumpy - your choice! Grab the ciggies, Lottery Tickets, Thunderbird wine and just GO!!!

My GOD - how many weeks will my ears ring from this Blasphemy?!

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Ono chink sues Godly Filmmakers

My GOD, enough is enough!

Pastor, where is the Collection Plate to make a Donation to send this one on a one-way trip to rotten.com or TheStileProject.

Lumpy - your choice! Grab the ciggies, Lottery Tickets, Thunderbird wine and just GO!!!

I don't smoke, I don't play the lottery, and I don't drink Thunderbird.

My GOD - how many weeks will my ears ring from this Blasphemy?!

Hallelujah - by Leonard Cohen

Now I've heard there was a secret chord
that David played and it pleased the Lord,
but you don't really care for music, do you?
It goes like this: the fourth, the fifth
the minor fall, the major lift;
the baffled king composing Hallelujah!

Your faith was strong but you needed proof.
You saw her bathing on the roof;
her beauty and the moonlight overthrew you.
She tied you to a kitchen chair
she broke your throne, she cut your hair,
and from your lips she drew the Hallelujah!

You say I took the Name in vain;
I don't even know the name.
But if I did, well, really, what's it to you?
There's a blaze of light in every word;
It doesn't matter which you heard;
the holy, or the broken Hallelujah!

I did my best; it wasn't much.
I couldn't feel, so I tried to touch.
I've told the truth, I didn't come to fool you.
And even though it all went wrong,
I'll stand before the Lord of Song
with nothing on my tongue but Hallelujah!

[SUV]

Re: Ono chink sues Godly Filmmakers

Well, it's just like a sinner such as yourself to forget the chorus:

Hallelujah! Hall-le-lu-jah. Hallelujah! Hall-lay-loo-oo-oo-oo-yah.

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Ono chink sues Godly Filmmakers

Well, it's just like a sinner such as yourself to forget the chorus:

Hallelujah! Hall-le-lu-jah. Hallelujah! Hall-lay-loo-oo-oo-oo-yah.

For someone who doesn't like him, you're awfully familiar with his lyrics.

The Faith - by Leonard Cohen

The sea so deep and blind
The sun, the wild regret
The club, the wheel, the mind
Oh love, aren't you tired yet
The club, the wheel, the mind
Oh love, aren't you tired yet?

The blood, the soil, the faith
These words you can't forget
Your vow, your holy place
Oh love, aren't you tired yet?
The blood, the soil, the faith
Oh love, aren't you tired yet?

A cross on every hill
A star, a minaret
So many graves to fill
Oh love, aren't you tired yet?
So many graves to fill
Oh love, aren't you tired yet?

The sea so deep and blind
Where still the sun must set
And time itself unwind
Oh love, aren't you tired yet?
And time itself unwind
Oh love, aren't you tired yet?