Touch Down Jesus Statue Replaced With Yard-Short Jesus.

[Johny Joe Hold]

The town in Ohio which displayed the famous Touch Down Jesus statue, which was destroyed by Satan's lightning bolt, has replaced it. The dedication was yesterday.

I was really pleased to see the Jesus football theme continued. Our pastors tell us Jesus loves the manly sport of football. The former statue had Jesus signaling a touch down.

The new statue has Jesus signaling "yard short" of a first down. It's meant to tell sinners they have yet not arrived at the door of heavenly bliss and have a ways to go.

I'm hoping someone will organize charter buses soon so everyone in Freehold can see it.

http://www.christianpost.com/news/ohio-megachurch-dedicates-new-52-foot-jesus-statue-82462/

[Mary Etheldreda]

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Brother Mayor, I have baked a cake in celebration!

[Johny Joe Hold]

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Brother Mayor, I have baked a cake in celebration!

God bless you, Sister Etheldreda. It is Jesus for sure.

I was just thinking about you and wondering if, perhaps, you could help come up with a caption at the bottom of the statue. The folks in Ohio would appreciate any suggestions.

I was thinking it could be a quote from Jesus that would motivate people in a positive way to stop their sinning, like, "Sinner, its forth down and long, you aren't gonna make it."

Do you have any ideas?

[Mistress Cookie]

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http://www.christianpost.com/news/oh...-statue-82462/

I love Jesus™ in that photo! He's big enough to save us all from Godzilla there, 8 stories tall! PRAISE!!

[Zechariah Smyth]

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Your Honor, I just want to say thank you for keeping us up-to-date on this. I was fortunate enough to see Touchdown Jesus before Satan knocked it down, so this means a lot to me.

I also like the way the good folks of Ohio (home state of John Boehner!) mixed things up a little by using a different football signal. This got me to thinking: what if OTHER cities made their own Referee Jesus™!!!

I even came up with a couple of ideas:

Illegal Contact



This to remind people of the evils of faggotry (Lev. 18:22, etc.).

Here's another one:

Tripping



Hopefully this will get people to think twice before smoking the reefer.

YiC,

Zech

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: Touch Down Jesus Statue Replaced With Yard-Short Jesus.

Your Honor, I just want to say thank you for keeping us up-to-date on this. I was fortunate enough to see Touchdown Jesus before Satan knocked it down, so this means a lot to me.

I also like the way the good folks of Ohio (home state of John Boehner!) mixed things up a little by using a different football signal. This got me to thinking: what if OTHER cities made their own Referee Jesus™!!!

I even came up with a couple of ideas:

Illegal Contact

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This to remind people of the evils of faggotry (Lev. 18:22, etc.).

Here's another one:

Tripping

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Hopefully this will get people to think twice before smoking the reefer.

YiC,

Zech

Brother Smyth--Great ideas, all. The body English of referees could be used by Jesus statues to communicate several messages against sinful sexual practices.

It occurred to me even the traditional referee shirt, the black and white stripes, implies an anti interracial marriage message.

Thanks for the wonderful post.

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

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If it burns down again, I hope they replace it with "Safety Jesus".



It looks like the ref is praying to God! Also, a safety is my favorite play in football, because you get two points AND you get the ball back!

It's like being Saved© by The Lord. Something good happens to you, then you get something even better!

[Johny Joe Hold]

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Speaking of Jesus and football, I've always loved the hymn, Drop Kick Me Jesus. I always play it during the fall season.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

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I am concerned that Yard Short Jesus may not be white enough to remain lightning free for long. Revelation 1:14 tells us that Jesus was much whiter than this church is depicting Him. Jesus did not have anal sex, and you wouldn't build a statue of Him, down on His Holy Knees, sucking up another man's seed with His rectum.