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    Great News: Hookers for Jesus.

    A wonderful organization has formed to save women, now making a living in prostitution, and help them to become wives and homemakers. It's called Hookers for Jesus.

    It my hope we can get some literature from them and hand it out in Downtown Des Moines. Lots of women who work in banks and insurance companies dress like hookers, and, who knows what they are up to.

    How Hookers for Jesus Founder Turned Away From Sex Trade to Serving God
    http://www.christianpost.com/news/how-hookers-for-jesus-founder-turned-away-from-sex-trade-to-serving-god-82605/
    Annie Lobert worked for 16 years in the sex industry, battled cancer and got into drugs But when she called out to Jesus from death s door, she found her Savior and the vision to comfort thousands of ...
    Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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    Re: Great News: Hookers for Jesus.

    Oh that's WONDERFUL news, Brother Mayor!

    And to think, those ladies can use their God given talents to bring MEN TO THE LORD!

    Here is one organization that I am proud to support financially as well as personally. I used to do this in my youth and have tutored other young ladies to follow this righteous path. It's called DATE TO SAVE:


    Calling all Hot Women of the LORD!!!

    Romans 12:1 says "to offer your bodies as living sacrifices." Since our bodies are the temple of the Holy Spirit (1 Cor. 6:19),
    it makes sense that we should use our beautiful bodies to glorify HIS name,
    the Holy Spirit will work the strongest since He's in our body, right? That's the best position to be in!



    1. If he tells your that you are hot...
    Tell him God made you hot.

    2. If he wants to hold your hand...
    Give him a Bible.

    3. If he tries to get closer...
    Tell him the Holy Spirit is wooing him.

    4. If he asks to pay for dinner...
    Remind him that Jesus also paid a debt He did not owe!

    5. If he reaches his arm around you...
    Tell him that nobody will ever be as close to you as Jesus is.
    (or ask him if you instead could "lay hands" on him in prayer)

    6. If he tries to kiss you...
    Remind him that a kiss killed your Savior.
    (and you're not ready to "speak in tongues")

    7. If he asks to come inside...
    Ask him if he has asked Jesus to come inside his heart.

    8. If he tells you he loves you...
    Tell him that Jesus loves him.

    9. If he gets angry that you won't put out...
    Clarify to him that W.W.J.D. does NOT mean "Who would Jesus Do."

    10. After you dump him...
    Tell him that Jesus Christ will never leave or forsake him.

    Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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    • #3
      Re: Great News: Hookers for Jesus.

      Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
      Oh that's WONDERFUL news, Brother Mayor!

      And to think, those ladies can use their God given talents to bring MEN TO THE LORD!

      Here is one organization that I am proud to support financially as well as personally. I used to do this in my youth and have tutored other young ladies to follow this righteous path. It's called DATE TO SAVE:
      That is so touching, Sister Etheldreda. It just proves the effectiveness of spreading the word, whether by True Christian™ women like yourself or the Hookers for Jesus.
      Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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