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  • Wide-Open
    Director of European Evangelical Outreach
    A Shining Example of Christ's Love
    Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
    True Christian™
    • Nov 2007
    • 18449

    #1

    Europeans get drunk 'to have sex'

    People often ask me: WO, as a True Christian™ living in godless Europe, is it REALLY that bad over there? Is it really a cesspool of retarded sinners. Do they really fornicate left right and center?

    The answer, I'm sad to say, is a resounding YES!

    Another example of this behaviour can be found here


    Europeans get drunk 'to have sex'



    Alcohol was strongly associated with underage sex


    Young adults in Europe deliberately binge on drink and drugs to improve their sex lives, research suggests.

    The UK has one of the worst reputations for binge drinking and underage sex but there are striking similarities between countries, a study found.
    A third of 16 to 35-year-old men and 23% of women questioned said they drank to increase their chance of sex.

    The study - of 1,341 young people in nine countries including the UK - is published in BMC Public Health. Young people were also more at risk of unsafe sex while under the influence of alcohol or drugs, the study found.
    So friends, do not ask me this question again. PLEASE do not ask it again. Open your eyes, and realize that Europe is DOOMED!
    Psalm 81:10:
    I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
    open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.
  • Nobar King
    Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
    Christ's Guardian
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2007
    • 23748

    #2
    Re: Europeans get drunk 'to have sex'

    The idea of female lubrication was raised in another thread. Maybe this is what God meant?
    May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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    • Jeb Stuart Thurmond
      Didn't write the Bible, just obeys it
       
      • Jun 2007
      • 6572

      #3
      Well, that proves once and for all that Europe is deviant and immoral, at least compared to the shining city of morality on a hill that is the USA.

      Our teenagers have their unprotected sex SOBER. And they don't drink to increase their chance of sex, but to increase their chance of getting into a fight.
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      • snottyduck
        Confirmed Enemy of God
        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
        • Apr 2008
        • 564

        #4
        Re: Europeans get drunk 'to have sex'

        Heh, I case of the UK I can't blame the girls of getting drunk before sex, those English men aren't exactly the most handsome around.

        And there is nothing worse than having sex with a drunken whore, that's no fun at all.

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        • Talitha
          Deaconess
          Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
          True Christian™
          • Nov 2025
          • 15118

          #5
          Re: Europeans get drunk 'to have sex'

          Originally posted by snottyduck View Post
          Heh, I case of the UK I can't blame the girls of getting drunk before sex, those English men aren't exactly the most handsome around.

          And there is nothing worse than having sex with a drunken whore, that's no fun at all.
          I ought to give you an Infraction for even knowing that!

          Sister Talitha

          Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


          HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
          being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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          • Wide-Open
            Director of European Evangelical Outreach
            A Shining Example of Christ's Love
            Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
            True Christian™
            • Nov 2007
            • 18449

            #6
            Re: Europeans get drunk 'to have sex'

            Originally posted by Talitha View Post
            I ought to give you an Infraction for even knowing that!
            Indeed Sister! But in his own silly and debauched way, young snotty DOES acknowledge that the article is 100% factual.
            Psalm 81:10:
            I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
            open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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            • Mad European
              Confirmed Enemy of God
              BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
              • Apr 2008
              • 63

              #7
              Re: Europeans get drunk 'to have sex'

              To be honest, it pretty much is true. The UK spends loads on drink every year, and we are one of the worst nations in the world for binge drinking. However we don't have sex in the UK as much as other countries in Europe, but when idiots from our country go to places such as Mallorca, Ibetha and other areas of spain we have and incredibly bad reputation for being a load of drunk violent fornicators.

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              • Cherub_Rock
                Confirmed Enemy of God
                BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                • May 2008
                • 1

                #8
                Re: Europeans get drunk 'to have sex'

                Can we have a source for your article?
                And Europe may be doomed, but we still created Christianity

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                • Pastor Isaac Peters
                  Senior Pastor
                  Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
                  Always Biblically correct
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 10639

                  #9
                  Re: Europeans get drunk 'to have sex'

                  Originally posted by Cherub_Rock View Post
                  Can we have a source for your article?
                  He's already provided a source.
                  And Europe may be doomed, but we still created Christianity
                  Wrong. Jesus created Christianity.
                  This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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                  • eliot mayfield
                    God Squad
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 9324

                    #10
                    Re: Europeans get drunk 'to have sex'

                    I too live in yurrup, but the worst part, the former commie part and they drink before they get oput of bed in the morning.
                    Matthew:
                    5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
                    5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
                    10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
                    10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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                    • Wide-Open
                      Director of European Evangelical Outreach
                      A Shining Example of Christ's Love
                      Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
                      True Christian™
                      • Nov 2007
                      • 18449

                      #11
                      Re: Europeans get drunk 'to have sex'

                      Originally posted by eliot mayfield View Post
                      I too live in yurrup, but the worst part, the former commie part and they drink before they get out of bed in the morning.
                      Just for our stats brother, do they fornicate before getting out of bed as well?
                      Psalm 81:10:
                      I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                      open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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                      • eliot mayfield
                        God Squad
                        True Christian™
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 9324

                        #12
                        Re: Europeans get drunk 'to have sex'

                        In the streets probably. They sure use the streets as toliets without a
                        second thought.
                        Matthew:
                        5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
                        5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
                        10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
                        10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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                        • snottyduck
                          Confirmed Enemy of God
                          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                          • Apr 2008
                          • 564

                          #13
                          Re: Europeans get drunk 'to have sex'

                          Originally posted by Talitha View Post
                          I ought to give you an Infraction for even knowing that!

                          It's not because I know this that I actually ever did that. I really dislike drunk people, so why should I go have sex with them??

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                          • Don the Baptist
                            True Christian™
                            True Christian™
                            • Mar 2008
                            • 480

                            #14
                            Re: Europeans get drunk 'to have sex'

                            Originally posted by Cherub_Rock View Post
                            Can we have a source for your article?
                            And Europe may be doomed, but we still created Christianity
                            Wrong answer pantload, Jesus created Christianity. It is all about Him (Praise & Glory)
                            Isaiah 36.12 - But Rabshakeh said, Hath my master sent me to thy master and to thee to speak these words? hath he not sent me to the men that sit upon the wall, that they may eat their own dung, and drink their own piss with you?

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