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  • Dennis Rodman in North Korea: Ambassodor for Jesus.

    A few years ago I met one of Dennis Rodman's people. We've stayed in touch. He has told me over the years about Dennis' drinking problems and a couple bad wives he had to divorce.

    When I read Dennis was in North Korea, I just couldn't figure out what he was doing there.

    His guy told me Dennis has found Jesus and wants to permission to start a crusade in North Korea. The first thing, however, was to pretend the visit is about basketball.

    I'm just passing this along so people don't get the wrong impression Dennis is a Communist.

    Basketball bad boy Dennis Rodman may be the only American to have hugged, drank and laughed with North Korea's bad boy Kim Jong Un, but the U.S. State Department said today it has no plans to debrief Rodman for any personal intel on the man who says he is targeting the U.S. with his nuclear arsenal.
    Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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    Re: Dennis Rodman in North Korea: Ambassodor for Jesus.

    Originally posted by Johny Joe Hold View Post
    A few years ago I met one of Dennis Rodman's people. We've stayed in touch. He has told me over the years about Dennis' drinking problems and a couple bad wives he had to divorce.

    When I read Dennis was in North Korea, I just couldn't figure out what he was doing there.

    His guy told me Dennis has found Jesus and wants to permission to start a crusade in North Korea. The first thing, however, was to pretend the visit is about basketball.

    I'm just passing this along so people don't get the wrong impression Dennis is a Communist.

    http://abcnews.go.com/International/...ry?id=18628726
    I can now reveal that I arranged for this trip and was with Rodman and the entourage the whole time. I've got an "in" with pretty much all the chinks over there. I supplied all of the Bibles and chocolates needed to grease the wheels over there.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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    • #3
      Re: Dennis Rodman in North Korea: Ambassodor for Jesus.

      It's worth noting that Mr. Rodman is an ex gay.
      Leviticus 13:40 And the man whose hair is fallen off his head, he is bald; yet is he clean.

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      • #4
        Re: Dennis Rodman in North Korea: Ambassodor for Jesus.

        Besides not being a Christian, i really dont see what people have so much against Kim Jong Un. I mean, he is a loving family man, really knows how to run a country, make people go to work, love their country with a patriotic passion, join the army, punish the criminals severely, outlawing pornography, leading the war of drugs, and enforcing family values and morals in public, whats not to like?

        He has all the characteristics of strong leadership and how to run a country. If he only could run North Korea in this way but based on the rules of the Bible and True Christianity™ instead, this could be the best country in the world.

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        • #5
          Re: Dennis Rodman in North Korea: Ambassodor for Jesus.

          Originally posted by Ex-Viking View Post
          Besides not being a Christian, i really dont see what people have so much against Kim Jong Un. I mean, he is a loving family man, really knows how to run a country, make people go to work, love their country with a patriotic passion, join the army, punish the criminals severely, outlawing pornography, leading the war of drugs, and enforcing family values and morals in public, whats not to like?

          He has all the characteristics of strong leadership and how to run a country. If he only could run North Korea in this way but based on the rules of the Bible and True Christianity™ instead, this could be the best country in the world.

          That flag is a perfect example of going from bad to worse.
          Matthew 25:35; 25:38; 25:43.

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          • #6
            Re: Dennis Rodman in North Korea: Ambassodor for Jesus.

            Originally posted by Kooterbreath View Post
            That flag is a perfect example of going from bad to worse.
            And what, pray tell, do you mean by that??

            By the way, why did your parents call you Kooterbreath?? Have they no shame?
            Isaiah 66:15

            For behold, the Lord wil come with fire, and with his charets like a whirlewinde, to render his anger with furie, and his rebuke with flames of fire.

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