God turns gay baby straight! Praise!

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God turns gay baby straight! Praise!

03-05-2013, 10:41 AM

Atheists and gaysexualists that you cannot change gay to straight.

I don't know if this baby was "born" gay or just turned gay later, but in any case medical science proves that the baby is now cured of its gayness. God has seen this poor little baby destined for a life of anal sex and flower arranging and has used his power and grace to cure the baby before it's too late.

Baby cured of AIDS

Take that, homers! The power of Christ compels you!

"Come Unto Me. Put forth thine hand now, and touch all that he hath." (Matthew 19:14, Job 1:11).
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Mary Etheldreda

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03-05-2013, 05:50 PM

Re: God turns gay baby straight! Praise!

Oh God is gracious indeed!

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Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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