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  • Perverts Stab Each Other During Orgy

    Brothers in Christ, I want you to get the ladyfolk out of the room right now. Go ahead, I'll wait.

    THIS story is one that I obliquely referred to in my Sermon last Sunday on the wages of perverted lust. Apparently it gets all stabby when buck nigras are involved.

    Man Stabbed After Refusing To Switch Positions During Ménage A Trois


    Fargo, ND — One man is facing charges and another is nursing a wounded arm after a threesome apparently went from sexy to stabby.

    According to police, 33-year-old Ashley Hunter and former prison pal, Orlando DeWitt, 37, had been drinkin’ it up with a few friends of the female persuasion, when they decided to take the party to Hunter’s house.

    DeWitt and one of the women, identified only as Leticia, started snoggin’ on the couch. That, of course, led to a coupling. DeWitt told police that he caught Hunter watching them from another room.

    At some point during all this sexy, Hunter apparently materialized in the living room and began kissing Leticia’s bewbies. Leticia then began blowing Hunter, while DeWitt was still getting his groove on.

    Everything was all hunky-dory…. for a minute.

    Hunter reportedly demanded to have his turn down below. When DeWitt refused, Hunter got pissy and the two began to argue. Shit got real serious when DeWitt called Hunter a “fucking retard.”

    It was then, police allege, that Hunter whipped out his big, 12-inch ……… knife.

    That was about the time that Leticia grabbed her clothes and hightailed it to the bathroom. A nekkid DeWitt on her heels.

    DeWitt told police Hunter began banging on the door, threatening to kill him if he didn’t vacate the property within two minutes. After that, Hunter appeared to have calmed down, DeWitt said, so he opened up the door… only to slam it shut again after finding Hunter standing on the other side, knife in hand.

    After Hunter broke door down, DeWitt decided to make a run for it. Nekkid. He’d almost made it out the front door when he felt the knife slicing his arm. He told police he grabbed Leticia’s cell phone from the kitchen counter and called 911 after safely making it to the alley behind the home.

    Hunter was taken into custody Friday. He appeared in court Monday to answer to charges of felony aggravated assault. Bail was set at $5,000.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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    Re: Perverts Stab Each Other During Orgy

    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
    Brothers in Christ, I want you to get the ladyfolk out of the room right now. Go ahead, I'll wait.

    THIS story is one that I obliquely referred to in my Sermon last Sunday on the wages of perverted lust. Apparently it gets all stabby when buck nigras are involved.
    I'm having difficulty with the Ebonics.

    Does any one have the cliff notes?

    YIC
    1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

    Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

    Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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      Re: Perverts Stab Each Other During Orgy

      Same here - what are "bewbies"?

      It appears that DeWitt was unwilling to "spread the wealth" and may not have been an Obama voter.

      Hunter reportedly demanded to have his turn down below. When DeWitt refused, Hunter got pissy and the two began to argue. Shit got real serious when DeWitt called Hunter a “piffleing retard.”
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      brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
      ...and get off my lawn
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