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Alleged comedian Dick Martin has joined his former partner Dan Rowan in eternal torment. To call 'Laugh-In' innocent humor mocks Jesus; they showed Goldie Hawn wearing a bikini for periods of 2 seconds at a time, corrupting the morals of our nations youth. They even questioned the policies of a Republican president, which is forbidden in scriptures; well it should be, anyway. Will Dick Martin burn forever? You bet your sweet bippy.
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Re: Rowan & Martin's Hell-In
Amen brother. I've had avendettanegative attitude about those two joos and their hippie peacenik television show for launching the hellish career of the notorious feminazi lezbean, Lily Tomlin. Restraining orders aside, I will never forget or forgive.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Rowan & Martin's Hell-In
The devil will sock it to him for all eternity.This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.
Questions to ask liberal "Christians" ✞ Things that the Bible doesn't say ✞ Tolerance
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Re: Rowan & Martin's Hell-In
Don't forget Goldie Hawn. She had that long term "relationship" with Kurt Russell. Jesus was not pleased
Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View PostAmen brother. I've had avendettanegative attitude about those two joos and their hippie peacenik television show for launching the hellish career of the notorious feminazi lezbean, Lily Tomlin. Restraining orders aside, I will never forget or forgive.
Leviticus 26:27-29
27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.Comment
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Re: Rowan & Martin's Hell-In
Did Patrick Swayze get there yet? Did he, did he, did he?
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