Pharoah Attacks Christians in Egypt! Churches burned by unsaved muslims!

[Alvin Moss]

The godless Egyptians are burning up Christian Churches. They are about to run out of churches to burn, there being few churches in those parts anyway, so Pharoah's army is shooting the arsonists before they burn up everything.

Maybe this is God's plan to finally destroy Egypt.

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: Pharoah Attacks Christians in Egypt! Churches burned by unsaved muslims!

Is The Wall Street Journal a reliable source? I was surprised to hear that this is the pharaonic way to say "Thank you America" for $52,000,000,000 over several decades [estimate is for four decades] but sure enough, there it was @3:40f

There were a lot of people jumping up and down and waving the arms and I can just imagine the screams and the ululating. Don't they want to blow up the pyramids too? Is that normal, Mr Moss?

[Attila's Wife]

Re: Pharoah Attacks Christians in Egypt! Churches burned by unsaved muslims!

They're not proper Christians though, are they? They're Copts, which is pretty much Cathlick, except that they have their own pope. Here he is, Pope Tawdry II of Alexandria:

Maybe this is God's plan to finally destroy Egypt.

It looks as though the 11th Plague of Egypt might be plague of silly hats.

YiC
AW

[Thomas Taylor]

Re: Pharoah Attacks Christians in Egypt! Churches burned by unsaved muslims!

They're not proper Christians though, are they? They're Copts, which is pretty much Cathlick, except that they have their own pope. Here he is, Pope Tawdry II of Alexandria:

It looks as though the 11th Plague of Egypt might be plague of silly hats.

YiC
AW

With a name like Tawdry it's no wonder they are getting burnt out. Oh but this brings back the days of my youth, when we happily burnt chapels to the ground and shot papists, in merry, but Godless, Belfast

[Bjorn Jensen]

Re: Pharoah Attacks Christians in Egypt! Churches burned by unsaved muslims!

All these false religions and false types of Christianity has these funny hats in common. What is that hat supposed to look like? Beatles haircut?

[Attila's Wife]

Re: Pharoah Attacks Christians in Egypt! Churches burned by unsaved muslims!

All these false religions and false types of Christianity has these funny hats in common. What is that hat supposed to look like? Beatles haircut?

Not to mention the Edward Lear beards, Brother! Plenty of room there for

Two Owls and a Hen,
Four Larks and a Wren

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: Pharoah Attacks Christians in Egypt! Churches burned by unsaved muslims!

Two Owls and a Hen,
Four Larks and a Wren

Once people start twisting God's Word to accommodate tastes in millinery anything can happen. Perhaps that's what happened to the Aryans? From their proto-IndoEuropean roots they took on bizarre (I am trying to be polite) headgear, started eating "soma" now generally recognised as red-and-white spotted toadstools and migrated outwards in several directions making idols of their hallucinations along the way.

Next thing you know, it's idols everywhere. Hideous monsters throughout India, the disgusting pantheons of Greece and Rome now remaned as "saints" but no less disgusting for that, imaginary fire-breathing deities such as AhuraMazda in Persia (now relocated to India), temple prostitutes everywhere (masquerading as pengiuns in the Occident to satisfy some longing in the priesthood but not doing a very good job apparently), and the hats.

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When fools depart from The Truth, chaos reigns. And chaos is so readily identified by headgear. But not only the head suffers: there's the idiotic robes, chains, million dollar rings, gold walking sticks and these "Copts" seem to be no exception. If anything, they are worse..


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