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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78552

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    Jap Claims His Tallywhacker Can Exorcize Demons

    THIS kind of slanty-eyed charlatan just burns my biscuits. Who in their right mind would believe that he can get the ghosts out of a chinks' cooter like that? It's ridiculous, and even the jap police saw through his lies.

    ‘Ghostbuster’ Arrested After Claiming His PENIS Could EXORCIZE Ghosts From Inside Women

    Huang Jianjun of Guangzhou, Guangdong Province, was arrested after he charged A Xin, a gullible young woman, $3,279 to perform an exorcism — one which involved him inserting his penis into her vagina to trap the “ghosts” he claimed were inhabiting her.

    According to The Inquistr, Huang claimed that during an examination he had discovered the ghosts in her vagina which were keeping her boss from falling in love with her.

    She agreed to have sex with him in order to trap the ghosts on his penis; however she quickly realized her mistake and called the police the next day.

    Huang was arrested the next day and is awaiting trial.
    I charge about 10 times that when I perform True Christian(tm) exorcisms, but you don't see the jap police chasing me down, do you?
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!
  • Pastor Ed Lowman
    Southern Hospitality Exemplified
    Always kind and loving
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2011
    • 1838

    #2
    Re: Jap Claims His Tallywhacker Can Exorcize Demons

    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
    "Huang was arrested the next day and is awaiting trial."[URL="http://widk.com/2013/08/23/exorcist-arrested-claiming-penis-purge-ghosts-inside-women/"]
    I'm surprised the chinks even bothered to arrest him and not rather join him in some sick, government-sanctioned bukkake to further victimize the woman. The slants will forever be a mystery to the whole rest of the world.

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    • Donovan A. Mordecai
      True Christian™, Ex-Sand Nigra
      True Christian™
      • Jul 2013
      • 763

      #3
      Re: Jap Claims His Tallywhacker Can Exorcize Demons

      Originally posted by Pastor Ed Lowman View Post
      I'm surprised the chinks even bothered to arrest him and not rather join him in some sick, government-sanctioned bukkake to further victimize the woman. The slants will forever be a mystery to the whole rest of the world.

      We wouldn't even need them if obama didn't create unions for fat lazy factory workers to drain the teets off of honest job creators.

      It has to be about impeachment time by now. There should be a petition on God's Favorite Forum©
      Psalm 137:8-9 O daughter of Babylon, who art to be destroyed; happy shall he be, that rewardeth thee as thou hast served us.
      Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.


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