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This is a thread where we can all gather information to prove that GOD hates Britney...
Latest gossip, she got drunk and stold her own son's toy car!
Latest gossip, she got drunk and stold her own son's toy car!
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Wow! And does she think the vodka in a water bottle is fooling anyone?
Even Offcr Martin could pick up on a clue like that
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Want proof that this Spears-freak is really possessed by Demons !??
Take a look at these -
She's clearly on drugs in the pic above....
She decides to violently assault a.... car ???? Hit it, baby, one more time! Ha ha! What a nutbag!
She cries like a little girl...
Still unhappy?? Who's fault is that? Grow up, Brittney, noone's impressed!
And here's when she went completely crazy, and cut her hair like a dyke! What a loser!
No wonder God hates her!Last edited by Brother_Percy; 11-10-2011, 08:46 AM.Comment
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A warning: the next person showing one of her war zone cooter shots gets rejected from tomorow's Sermons! And for the next FIVE weeks, Pastor Zeke told me.
Why this person wasn't spat out of the Popoqatépetl yet (and sucked back in again by Satan) I just don't understand.
Psalm 81:10:
I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
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She anticipates how hot it'll be in HELL.
That's why she shaved her cooter, too.
She smiles, and prepares for her upcoming Hot Date with Satan :
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You know, if you look at those cooter-pics a certain way, I'm sure you can see Satan's face!Originally posted by Wide-Open View PostA warning: the next person showing one of her war zone cooter shots gets rejected from tomorow's Sermons!
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Speaking of the Officer I wonder where he has been. Des Moines will be going under water later this week, he needs to return to public service.Originally posted by SUV View PostWow! And does she think the vodka in a water bottle is fooling anyone?
Even Offcr Martin could pick up on a clue like that
Leviticus 26:27-29
27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.Comment
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You could also put "God and everyone else hate Britney Spears."
Her, Lindsey Lohan, and Paris Hilton really make me lose my faith in humanity. It probably already did though when Lohan made that horrible reality show on E.Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.Comment
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FURTHER PROOF THAT THIS SPEARS WITCH IS UNDER THE CONTROL OF SATAN!
Notice the 'Mark of the Beast - 666' on her t-shirt at the MTV awards! Just one more reason why we need to call for a BAN on this freaks music!
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Just as I was preparing to lay into the slutty minx, I read this that she said: "we should just trust our president in every decision that he makes [...] and be faithful in what happens". Although it was in reference to President George W Bush, this kind of attitude shows she may have what it takes to make it big one day, if she works on her sluttiness.If I have seen further, it is by standing on the heads of others.
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Currently, Miss Spears, while 38 years of age, is under the legal authority of her father. Given he unmarried state, this is entirely Biblical, and therefore, proper.
So, hope remains.His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.
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Yes hope remains. I hope the Spears girl tries to smile a little bit more and stops sulking like a 38 year old sour-puss. If her father won't talk sense into her, nor the judge who refused her appeal, then maybe a visit from the Pastors or a stay in a medical facility may be just the ticket. Look at these success stories - I don't know why on earth women have to be so flighty and unreliable and need all this special attention but there it is. Me me me.Originally posted by handmaiden View Post
If I have seen further, it is by standing on the heads of others.
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Perhaps if she would become a gospel singer her father would allow her to handle her own business affairs. In the meantime, she is but 38 years old and needs to remain under his control.Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.Comment
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Oh, how I hate to upset the apple cart, dear Brother Mayor Hold, but if you will listen to this clip of that Britney girl, I think you will agree -- wholeheartedly -- that it would be best if she simply gave up a career in music altogether! (If you have children, or cats, in the room, please send them out before playing this.)Originally posted by Johny Joe Hold View Post
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