Southern Baptist Convention Draws a Line in the Sand- Just say no to homosexuals!

[Alvin Moss]

Godly Baptists have thrown down the gauntlet over the idea that yankee homosexuals in the military should all go out and get married. The decision is: We are having none of it!

Southern Baptist chaplains who are associated with the Southern Baptist Convention have been ordered not to involve themselves with any yankee fags that want to get married or pretend that they are normal.

Regardless of orders that may come from fairy liberal arts graduates from pansy eastern universities, Baptists are to hold the line against sin and debauchery. No marrying, no counseling (other than to come to Jesus and stop their deviant sinning) and no couples retreats for godless homosexuals.

...choose you this day who ye will serve...but as for me and my house, we will serve the Lord- Joshua 24:15

This is a great victory for the Lord.

Praise God!

[WWJDnow]

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The Southern Baptist Convention is waaaaaaay too liberal in their interpretation of Scripture, but at least this vote shows that they're no completely past redemption.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Yet the SBC abandoned the Disney Boycott years ago. They are nothing but fag-enablers.

[Johny Joe Hold]

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Yet the SBC abandoned the Disney Boycott years ago. They are nothing but fag-enablers.

You are so right, Pastor Zeke. The Southern Baptist Convention had the opportunity to shutter fag central, Disney. But, somewhere along the line they gave up and decided to love the homer, Mickey.

Trying to stop Chaplains from doing homer weddings is being late to the party.

[Pastor Ed Lowman]

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Well, maybe all hope isn't lost. Maybe those few voices of influence from Landover in their midst are now being heard. One can only pray in times like these.

[Alvin Moss]

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It is sad but true that all large organizations attract politicians the way horse apples attract flies. I fear that even the Baptists have their problems with this evil. As a result, there has been a constant power struggle in the SBC between true Christians and plitical hacks who are looking for an easy job.

We here in Texas have had to put up with their struggles affecting Baylor University, a good and true Christian school, but one that is sadly subjected on occasion to the tug of war between the Godly and those who think they are Godly, but they are not.

Obviously, True Christians have edged out the politicians now and God's work is being done.

Praise God and pray for the immediate destruction of the homosexuals in the Federal Government who have brought this abomination on us.

Amen.

[Johny Joe Hold]

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I have to give a little credit to Southern Baptists for setting down a rule on no homer marriages.

The real problem, of course, is homers in the military. There should not be any. Our country cannot defend itself against aggressive heterosexual invaders with eye-liner homers.

It's frightening to think of limp wristed homers trying to throw hand grenades.

[Alvin Moss]

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I doubt we will ever have a real problem with homosexuals in the military. Most of those we do have are likely clerks and laundrymen or lesbians. Women in the military don't do anything anyway, so the lesbians there won't hurt our military readiness.

The Air Force has the largest concentration of homosexuals, as far as I can tell, but they don't do much over at the Air Force and they don't allow homos to be pilots anyway. The few homosexuals in the Army and Navy are beaten regularly, giving the medical corpsmen (Corpse Men for you unsaved Democrats) ample practice in treating combat injuries. There are no homosexual Marines.

I understand that Mr Obama is going to give all the military homos he can find a rainbow medel for bravery.