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  • Ebenezer Wright
    True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Jul 2008
    • 1021
    #16
    Re: Irish Biggest Drunks in Europe

    I knew an Irish fellow in College. He was bound by his addiction to satins water (alcohol). We knew we could find him in the gutter by 3rd st. if we really needed him, But no one ever did.
    Gather around so that I can read to you from my book of TRUTH. Genesis thru Revelations....Pick one!

    Luke 12:5- But I will forewarn you whom ye shall fear: Fear him, which after he hath killed hath power to cast into hell; yea, I say unto you, Fear him.

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      • Brother Temperance
        Senior Usher
        True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
        A very nice young man
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2006
        • 15621
        #17
        Re: Irish Biggest Drunks in Europe

        Originally posted by Jacque_Strapp View Post
        More racist nonsense I see.

        Guinness is good for you.
        Pints of Guinness don't make you strong, they just make you vomit.
        Originally posted by Comrade V View Post
        Well, maybe crime, terrorism, racism and stuff like that.
        Drunk people are easy to handle and don't really pose much of a threat.
        Drunken Irishers are criminal terrorists, you fool. Haven't you been reading this thread? The IRA regularly blow people up for not munching potatoes.
        O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



        God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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          • Magikarp
            hateful Danish communis
            Forum Member
            • Apr 2008
            • 266
            #18
            Re: Irish Biggest Drunks in Europe

            Originally posted by Jacque_Strapp View Post
            More racist nonsense I see.

            Guinness is good for you.
            Heineken > Guinness.

            Seriously, Guinness tastes like crap. I'd prefer a Heineken any day over that garbage.
            Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.

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              • Daisy Mae Johnson
                The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
                Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
                aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2006
                • 15708
                #19
                Re: Irish Biggest Drunks in Europe

                Originally posted by jvee86 View Post
                I knew an Irish fellow in College. He was bound by his addiction to satins water (alcohol). We knew we could find him in the gutter by 3rd st. if we really needed him, But no one ever did.
                Are you sure he wasn't 1/2 Injun?
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                  • Comrade V
                    Unsaved trash
                    Under Investigation
                    • Jun 2008
                    • 21
                    #20
                    Re: Irish Biggest Drunks in Europe

                    Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                    Drunken Irishers are criminal terrorists, you fool. Haven't you been reading this thread? The IRA regularly blow people up for not munching potatoes.
                    If there are any criminals or terrorists you should worry about, it's the sober ones, trust me.

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