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  • VAMPIRE GOTH KEEPS LIVE BAT IN HER PANTS!

    THIS story shows just how weird these Gothics are. What's to bet she knew this live bat was in her pants all along. If fact, she probably put it there herself.



    Anna Buchan, a receptionist in Aberdeen, was driving to work when she felt something move inside her trousers. The 19-year-old was expecting a wasp to sting her when she discovered a tiny bat.

    Ms Buchan said she thought the 2in long animal may have found its way into her bedroom and decided her wardrobe would make a good roosting place for the night.

    She said: "I had no idea the bat was in there until I was sitting in the car. The movement must have woken him up because he began moving around. I was terrified and started screaming as I thought it was a wasp. I couldn't believe it was a bat. It's the last thing you expect to find in your trousers in the morning."

    Despite her initial fear, the receptionist, who owns two pet rats, captured the creature and took it to her office, where she placed it in a box. The "Rat Bat", as she named it, caused a stir with her colleagues, despite spending the day asleep upside down.

    Ms Buchan added: "He was the only one who didn't seem the slightest bit bothered about what was going on. Everyone else was really excited. It's not every day we get a bat in the office."

    The teenager is used to the sight and sound of bats, as several roost in the block of flats where she lives in Aberdeen. She contacted the Scottish SPCA, which informed her they were a protected species and she had to release it back into the wild.

    Ms Buchan added: "He was so cute and small, I was really sorry to see him go. I'm hoping he'll come back."
    "I'm hoping he'll come back"?? What a freak!

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    Re: VAMPIRE GOTH KEEPS LIVE BAT IN HER PANTS!

    I don't even want to think about what "cave" it was hiding in.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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      Re: VAMPIRE GOTH KEEPS LIVE BAT IN HER PANTS!

      Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
      I don't even want to think about what "cave" it was hiding in.
      It probably went in there to eat bugs.

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      • #4
        Re: VAMPIRE GOTH KEEPS LIVE BAT IN HER PANTS!

        Good grief, I always though goths were sick in the head, but, this one takes the cake. Why would anyone want a bat aside from the fact they are heathens?

        In Him,

        Walter Brimstone.

        Originally posted by Brother_Percy View Post
        THIS story shows just how weird these Gothics are. What's to bet she knew this live bat was in her pants all along. If fact, she probably put it there herself.





        "I'm hoping he'll come back"?? What a freak!

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          Re: VAMPIRE GOTH KEEPS LIVE BAT IN HER PANTS!

          So some gothic slut who is ready and willing to hand her soul over to Satan so he can rape her for all eternity was afraid she had a bee in her pants? How out of touch can a person be?
          Let Jesus Christ Wash You Clean
          in 2016

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          • #6
            Re: VAMPIRE GOTH KEEPS LIVE BAT IN HER PANTS!

            Originally posted by Walter Brimstone View Post
            Good grief, I always though goths were sick in the head, but, this one takes the cake. Why would anyone want a bat aside from the fact they are heathens?

            In Him,

            Walter Brimstone.

            Many bats are insectivores - the more bats, the less mosquitoes and flies. Why would you NOT want a bat?
            Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!

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            • #7
              Re: VAMPIRE GOTH KEEPS LIVE BAT IN HER PANTS!

              Hmm...I just read the article again and a thought occurred to me. They say she's a receptionist, but her picture makes me wonder what kind of depraved business would want a hideous monstrosity like that sitting behind the front desk. Do you think she works at an abortion clinic maybe? That's the only place I can think of right off the top of my head.
              Let Jesus Christ Wash You Clean
              in 2016

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              • #8
                Re: VAMPIRE GOTH KEEPS LIVE BAT IN HER PANTS!

                "There was a bat in my pants but I didn't feel it for 2 hours." Yeah, right. How much do you want to bet it was just in a pocket, but they didn't want to ruin their seedy story?
                May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                • #9
                  Re: VAMPIRE GOTH KEEPS LIVE BAT IN HER PANTS!

                  Originally posted by VictoryOS View Post
                  Do you think she works at an abortion clinic maybe? That's the only place I can think of right off the top of my head.
                  I was thinking phone sex but all those bolts in her yap would keep clacking on the mouthpiece.

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                  • #10
                    Re: VAMPIRE GOTH KEEPS LIVE BAT IN HER PANTS!

                    I thought bats had a keen sense of smell? I don't think anything could last in those pants for very long. Ick!
                    Gather around so that I can read to you from my book of TRUTH. Genesis thru Revelations....Pick one!

                    Luke 12:5- But I will forewarn you whom ye shall fear: Fear him, which after he hath killed hath power to cast into hell; yea, I say unto you, Fear him.

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                    • #11
                      Re: VAMPIRE GOTH KEEPS LIVE BAT IN HER PANTS!

                      Brother Wright, I am continually amazed by your powers of observation! The Lord must surely be happy that he has such a smart and outstanding man like you on His side. It doesn't hurt that you're such an attractive man either!
                      Let Jesus Christ Wash You Clean
                      in 2016

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                      • #12
                        Re: VAMPIRE GOTH KEEPS LIVE BAT IN HER PANTS!

                        Thank you for your kind words VictoryOS. I too have been greatly impressed with your seemingly endless wisdom and your caring correction of the unsaved. Praise the Lord for such uplifting & kind people!
                        Gather around so that I can read to you from my book of TRUTH. Genesis thru Revelations....Pick one!

                        Luke 12:5- But I will forewarn you whom ye shall fear: Fear him, which after he hath killed hath power to cast into hell; yea, I say unto you, Fear him.

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                        • #13
                          Re: VAMPIRE GOTH KEEPS LIVE BAT IN HER PANTS!

                          Originally posted by Brother_Percy View Post
                          THIS story shows just how weird these Gothics are. What's to bet she knew this live bat was in her pants all along. If fact, she probably put it there herself.





                          "I'm hoping he'll come back"?? What a freak!

                          you can not judge all of them by one mess up.
                          that is like me juding all christians because i know a few hypocrites.
                          do you see what i am saying?
                          Father, give me strength to wittness, be there for those in need. to show the blind the way, to be the light in the darkness.

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                            Re: VAMPIRE GOTH KEEPS LIVE BAT IN HER PANTS!

                            Originally posted by 4GodNOThypocrites View Post
                            you can not judge all of them by one mess up. that is like me juding all christians because i know a few hypocrites. do you see what i am saying?
                            Oh my young friend you must open your eyes and see that we can judge the group as a whole because the whole group is partaking in ungodly & sinful acts. Not just this one individual!
                            Gather around so that I can read to you from my book of TRUTH. Genesis thru Revelations....Pick one!

                            Luke 12:5- But I will forewarn you whom ye shall fear: Fear him, which after he hath killed hath power to cast into hell; yea, I say unto you, Fear him.

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                              Re: VAMPIRE GOTH KEEPS LIVE BAT IN HER PANTS!

                              Originally posted by Ebenezer Wright View Post
                              Oh my young friend you must open your eyes and see that we can judge the group as a whole because the whole group is partaking in ungodly & sinful acts. Not just this one individual!


                              but oh on earth do you know that ALL of the goths on this planet are partaking in sinful acts?
                              i happen to know a few goths, and they are christians. they only dress like a goth cause they like the style. they are two of the most down right christian people that i know.
                              Father, give me strength to wittness, be there for those in need. to show the blind the way, to be the light in the darkness.

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