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    Negro Bewitches Man Who Forgets To Beat Him And Has Sex With Him Instead

    We all remember Frazier Glenn Miller, the former Ku Klux Klan "grand dragon" and proud anti-Semite accused of killing three people outside Kansas Jewish centers earlier this month. Turns out he's been the victim of a voodoo bewitching! A black man, dressed as a woman, tricked him into have sex in the back seat of his car. The 73-year-old claimed last year, in a phone call with the Southern Poverty Law Center, "that he had lured the prostitute to the meeting with the intention of beating him." The only possible explanation is witchcraft of the Haitian variety.

    O Come Lord Jesus. These negros are as aggressive as the Devil himself!
    Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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    Re: Negro Bewitches Man Who Forgets To Beat Him And Has Sex With Him Instead

    Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
    We all remember Frazier Glenn Miller, the former Ku Klux Klan "grand dragon" and proud anti-Semite accused of killing three people outside Kansas Jewish centers earlier this month. Turns out he's been the victim of a voodoo bewitching! A black man, dressed as a woman, tricked him into have sex in the back seat of his car. The 73-year-old claimed last year, in a phone call with the Southern Poverty Law Center, "that he had lured the prostitute to the meeting with the intention of beating him." The only possible explanation is witchcraft of the Haitian variety.

    O Come Lord Jesus. These negros are as aggressive as the Devil himself!
    I once became so spellbound by a suspected witch's bristling hell-clam that I actually forgot to funnel in the hot wax...but the Lord broke the enchantment eventually, and I carried on with renewed zeal. As always, I coaxed out a detailed confession and found her as guilty as sin.

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      Re: Negro Bewitches Man Who Forgets To Beat Him And Has Sex With Him Instead

      Mr. Miller should sue for breach of trust. And property damage for stinking up the upholstery.
      "Let your light so shine before men, that they may see your good works, and glorify your Father which is in heaven." (Matthew 5:16)

      "But I say unto you, That whosoever shall put away his wife, saving for the cause of fornication, causeth her to commit adultery: and whosoever shall marry her that is divorced committeth adultery." (Matthew 5:32)

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        Re: Negro Bewitches Man Who Forgets To Beat Him And Has Sex With Him Instead

        I have known Negroes to be sly.
        God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11

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