Injuns Persecute Brother Phelps

[Pastor Ezekiel]

This is just disgusting. A tribe of drunken injuns has forgotten their place and gotten uppity enough to defy the Will of God and ban Pastor Fred Phelps from witnessing at the funeral of an injun. Are they getting advice from jew lawyers now? And when did they start holding funerals? I always thought that injuns just abandoned their dead out in a field somewhere....

N.D. tribe barring church protesters

BISMARCK, N.D. - A church group that protests at military funerals around the country will be barred from services for an American Indian soldier on a reservation, tribal officials say.

Members of the Westboro Baptist Church of Topeka, Kan., planned to demonstrate at National Guard Cpl. Young Eagle's funeral on Saturday at the Fort Berthold Indian Reservation.

Church members say the deaths of soldiers are punishment from God for the country's tolerance of homosexuals.

Tribal leaders passed a resolution Friday that prohibits the group from protesting on the reservation, said Marcus Wells Jr., chairman of the Three Affiliated Tribes.

A redskin, 25, of Mandaree, known on the reservation as Young Eagle, was killed Thanksgiving Day in Afghanistan when a grenade struck his vehicle while he was on patrol. He was a member of the 1st Battalion of the North Dakota National Guard's 188th Air Defense Artillery.

Tribal officials said he was the first member of the Three Affiliated Tribes to be killed in the war on terror.

Pastor Phelps and all of his flock are always in our prayers. Even though they are on the liberal side, they do their best for Jesus....

[tommy]

Re: Injuns Persecute Brother Phelps

I think Westboro baptist church shows, haow bad can incest really get.

[Talitha]

Re: Injuns Persecute Brother Phelps

I think Westboro baptist church shows, haow bad can incest really get.

I hope you're not saying what I thnk you are saying.
The good Pastor Phelps truly shows what True Christian™ fellowship is all about. He is a good man who follows the True word of our Lord Jesus Christ©.
Those Injun Terrorists have no right infringing Pastor Phelps' right to protest.

[tommy]

Re: Injuns Persecute Brother Phelps

I hope you're not saying what I thnk you are saying.
The good Pastor Phelps truly shows what True Christian™ fellowship is all about. He is a good man who follows the True word of our Lord Jesus Christ©.
Those Injun Terrorists have no right infringing Pastor Phelps' right to protest.

They have no right. No one has the right to act against the freedom of speech...Except the godly president.

[Talitha]

Re: Injuns Persecute Brother Phelps

They have no right. No one has the right to act against the freedom of speech...Except the godly president.

Which was exactly my point!!
Those darn Injuns are trying to stop Brother Phelps protests. Now THAT infringe his right to free speech.
Typical of those Unchristian savages.

[tommy]

Re: Injuns Persecute Brother Phelps

Which was exactly my point!!
Those darn Injuns are trying to stop Brother Phelps protests. Now THAT infringe his right to free speech.
Typical of those Unchristian savages.

Well, they're Mexicans, it's probably in there genes.

[Talitha]

Re: Injuns Persecute Brother Phelps

Well, they're Mexicans, it's probably in there genes.

Huh?
Who was talking about Messicans?

[tommy]

Re: Injuns Persecute Brother Phelps

Huh?
Who was talking about Messicans?

Aren't Mexicans called Injuns?

[SUV]

Re: Injuns Persecute Brother Phelps

Be strong in Him Sister Talitha. This one sure does talk some real Happy Crappy, doesn't he?

[Talitha]

Re: Injuns Persecute Brother Phelps

Be strong in Him Sister Talitha. This one sure does talk some real Happy Crappy, doesn't he?

I think he needs a good Ministering from one of our Godly Pastors.

[tommy]

Re: Injuns Persecute Brother Phelps

I think he needs a good Ministering from one of our Godly Pastors.

I do need a ministering because I honestly miss Jesus, higher meaning...and that sort of stuff.

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

Re: Injuns Persecute Brother Phelps

I do need a ministering because I honestly miss Jesus, higher meaning...and that sort of stuff.

Well lets go those wheels a-turning! A healthy tithe to the Lord's Favorite Church is in order, methinks, and then we shall see what happens. Remember, the LORD GOD is a jealous GOD, and you have been throwing feces in His Precious Face every day that you haven't been flattering Him via your tithes.... A pastor will be more than happy to sit down with you and figure out a good Salvation® tithing plan.... Remember, along with the alleged "pain" of tithing comes the Joy of Salvation®! GLORY!

[OnYourKnees]

Re: Injuns Persecute Brother Phelps

Aren't Mexicans called Injuns?

Boy, you need to get your head on straight!

Messicans are from MESSICO. They think they have a right to be here because parts of Arizona, Texas, and Californication were parts of Messico many years ago. However, they lost those parts in a war. See, some were pretty (parts of Arizona), and some had oil (Texas), and some had nice weather (Californication). There are also some connecting bits that we took, so the border could be a nice straight line where a wall could eventually be built.

Injuns are from RESERVATIONS. They DO have a right to be here because, when our GODLY forefathers came from Europe and CIVILIZED this land, they agreed that since the Injuns were here first, they could have little leftover pieces of land that our Founding Fathers figured were pretty useless. This way, the Injuns could learn to be civilized and to worship Jesus, and maybe even some could be housekeepers in Heaven!

Got it now?

[tommy]

Re: Injuns Persecute Brother Phelps

Boy, you need to get your head on straight!

Messicans are from MESSICO. They think they have a right to be here because parts of Arizona, Texas, and Californication were parts of Messico many years ago. However, they lost those parts in a war. See, some were pretty (parts of Arizona), and some had oil (Texas), and some had nice weather (Californication). There are also some connecting bits that we took, so the border could be a nice straight line where a wall could eventually be built.

Injuns are from RESERVATIONS. They DO have a right to be here because, when our GODLY forefathers came from Europe and CIVILIZED this land, they agreed that since the Injuns were here first, they could have little leftover pieces of land that our Founding Fathers figured were pretty useless. This way, the Injuns could learn to be civilized and to worship Jesus, and maybe even some could be housekeepers in Heaven!

Got it now?

I'm not famialiar with all american insults.
Could you give me a couple examples?

[OnYourKnees]

Re: Injuns Persecute Brother Phelps

I'm not famialiar with all american insults.
Could you give me a couple examples?

What insults?

Messicans are brown people from Messico.

Injuns are brown/reddish people from Reservations.

What part of that is an insult, and what part isn't clear?

You been sniffin' glue, boy? Or are you just tryin' to get me riled?