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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78555

    #16
    Re: 'BATMAN' ASSAULTS HIS OWN MOTHER!!!

    Originally posted by tidal wave of warm spit View Post
    As if I would ever consent to marry someone like you.
    What does that have to do with anything, witch?
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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    • Old Iron Crotch
      SATAN'S FAVORITE BONIFIED PERVERT!
      • May 2007
      • 3056

      #17
      Re: 'BATMAN' ASSAULTS HIS OWN MOTHER!!!

      Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
      What does that have to do with anything, witch?

      What does consent have to do with marriage? Quite a lot.
      Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!

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      • SUV
        True Christian™ Princess
        The Driving Force behind RA12
        Have at it, anytime!
        • Sep 2006
        • 11027

        #18
        Re: 'BATMAN' ASSAULTS HIS OWN MOTHER!!!

        I Believe Bat-rascal became 'full of himself' and turned away from JESUS after getting his own theme song:

        BATMAN! doodoodoodoodoodoodoodoodoodoodoodoodoodoodoodoo -

        BATMAN!

        Bat-shit!

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        • Walter Brimstone
          On Permanent Assignment in Borneo
          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
          • Jul 2008
          • 188

          #19
          Re: 'BATMAN' ASSAULTS HIS OWN MOTHER!!!

          Uhm................Well, I think I'll walk away from this one.

          In Jesus,

          Walter Brimstone

          Originally posted by SUV View Post
          I Believe Bat-rascal became 'full of himself' and turned away from JESUS after getting his own theme song:

          BATMAN! doodoodoodoodoodoodoodoodoodoodoodoodoodoodoodoo -

          BATMAN!

          Bat-shit!

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          • Rev. M. Rodimer
            Honorary True Christian™
            Forum Member
            • May 2008
            • 13996

            #20
            Re: 'BATMAN' ASSAULTS HIS OWN MOTHER!!!

            Originally posted by tidal wave of warm spit View Post
            LBC men beat their women - Zeke beats Thumper, Mr Whitford beats Mary Maria, Mr Godwin beats Noddy, Monty beats Delores - you get the picture.
            Mr. Godwin beats his MOTHER-IN-LAW?!

            What sort of perversions are you suggesting go on in the Godwin household, Dances with DogSpit?

            Mr. Godwin is a True Christian(tm) gentleman with a fine reputation, and is certainly not involved in any unseemly relationship with his mother-in-law.
            Bible boring? Nonsense!
            Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
            You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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            • Walter Brimstone
              On Permanent Assignment in Borneo
              BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
              • Jul 2008
              • 188

              #21
              Re: 'BATMAN' ASSAULTS HIS OWN MOTHER!!!

              Miss SUV

              Didn't Bat-Twerp have a homer relationship with his partner Robin? I don't know this to be fact, just heard some whispers.

              In Jesus,

              Walter Brimstone

              Originally posted by SUV View Post
              I Believe Bat-rascal became 'full of himself' and turned away from JESUS after getting his own theme song:

              BATMAN! doodoodoodoodoodoodoodoodoodoodoodoodoodoodoodoo -

              BATMAN!

              Bat-shit!

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              • SUV
                True Christian™ Princess
                The Driving Force behind RA12
                Have at it, anytime!
                • Sep 2006
                • 11027

                #22
                Re: 'BATMAN' ASSAULTS HIS OWN MOTHER!!!

                Originally posted by Walter Brimstone View Post
                Miss SUV

                Didn't Bat-Twerp have a homer relationship with his partner Robin? I don't know this to be fact, just heard some whispers.

                In Jesus,

                Walter Brimstone
                I suppose he must have, Brother Brimstone, because you know what "partner" is synonymous for these days!

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                • Walter Brimstone
                  On Permanent Assignment in Borneo
                  BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                  • Jul 2008
                  • 188

                  #23
                  Re: 'BATMAN' ASSAULTS HIS OWN MOTHER!!!

                  Yes, I do Miss SUV, I most certainly do. And it sickens Jesus to no end and I am sure they will get what's coming to them.

                  In Jesus,

                  Walter Brimstone

                  Originally posted by SUV View Post
                  I suppose he must have, Brother Brimstone, because you know what "partner" is synonymous for these days!

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                  • Brother Temperance
                    Senior Usher
                    True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                    A very nice young man
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 15621

                    #24
                    Re: 'BATMAN' ASSAULTS HIS OWN MOTHER!!!

                    I am confident that it is only a matter of time before that fag Heath Ledger is arrested for beating up for his mother as well. Or for beating up Christian Bale's mother, it's all the same to those crazy sodomites.
                    Originally posted by tidal wave of warm spit View Post
                    The only time it s acceptable to hit another person is in self-defense.
                    Then how do you suggest husbands are to defend themselves against the horrors of burnt pot roast or backchat?
                    Originally posted by snottyduck View Post
                    This topic just shows how hypocrite some people are, they try making a big fuss about some actor who beats someone but they do it themselves.
                    Yes, but to our wives, not our parents. It's like the difference between spitting in the face of a normal person and spitting in the face of a Muslim.
                    O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                    God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                    • Ahimaaz Smith
                      True Christian™
                      True Christian™
                      • Nov 2007
                      • 2549

                      #25
                      Re: 'BATMAN' ASSAULTS HIS OWN MOTHER!!!

                      Originally posted by Walter Brimstone View Post
                      Didn't Bat-Twerp have a homer relationship with his partner Robin? I don't know this to be fact, just heard some whispers.
                      Whispers? More like screams. Consider the following:

                      a) he has a secret identity
                      b) he wears a cape
                      c) he is unmarried
                      d) he's a billionaire, but he can't hang onto a girlfriend from one movie to the next
                      e) he lived with an older man for decades
                      f) he hangs out with a young boy who has a girl's name
                      g) he slides up and down a pole
                      h) he goes into a cavern and then pulls out
                      i) he is a bat man, not a glove man

                      Totally homo, without doubt.

                      Pour out thy fury upon the heathen that know thee not, and upon the families that call not on thy name.... Jeremiah 10:25

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                      • Walter Brimstone
                        On Permanent Assignment in Borneo
                        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                        • Jul 2008
                        • 188

                        #26
                        Re: 'BATMAN' ASSAULTS HIS OWN MOTHER!!!

                        Okay, I stand corrected. There are some definite give aways right there.

                        In Jesus,

                        Walter Brimstone

                        Originally posted by Ahimaaz Smith View Post
                        Whispers? More like screams. Consider the following:

                        a) he has a secret identity
                        b) he wears a cape
                        c) he is unmarried
                        d) he's a billionaire, but he can't hang onto a girlfriend from one movie to the next
                        e) he lived with an older man for decades
                        f) he hangs out with a young boy who has a girl's name
                        g) he slides up and down a pole
                        h) he goes into a cavern and then pulls out
                        i) he is a bat man, not a glove man

                        Totally homo, without doubt.

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                        • Old Iron Crotch
                          SATAN'S FAVORITE BONIFIED PERVERT!
                          • May 2007
                          • 3056

                          #27
                          Re: 'BATMAN' ASSAULTS HIS OWN MOTHER!!!

                          Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                          Then how do you suggest husbands are to defend themselves against the horrors of burnt pot roast

                          If you don't like her cooking, learn to cook for yourself.

                          or backchat?
                          Try actually listening to what she has to say.
                          Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!

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                          • Nobar King
                            Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                            Christ's Guardian
                            True Christian™
                            • Sep 2007
                            • 23748

                            #28
                            Re: 'BATMAN' ASSAULTS HIS OWN MOTHER!!!

                            Did someone hear a noise? I may have left the back door open, again.
                            May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                            • Walter Brimstone
                              On Permanent Assignment in Borneo
                              BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                              • Jul 2008
                              • 188

                              #29
                              Re: 'BATMAN' ASSAULTS HIS OWN MOTHER!!!

                              Tidal,

                              Yeah, right, as if a woman has anything important to say.
                              A True Christian™ woman KNOWS to remain silent.

                              1 Timothy 2:10-12

                              10But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works.
                              11Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection.
                              12But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.

                              This is Jesus, Himself, talking!

                              In Jesus,

                              Walter Brimstone

                              Originally posted by tidal wave of warm spit View Post
                              Try actually listening to what she has to say.

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                              • Walter Brimstone
                                On Permanent Assignment in Borneo
                                BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                                • Jul 2008
                                • 188

                                #30
                                Re: 'BATMAN' ASSAULTS HIS OWN MOTHER!!!

                                Nah, It's just the wind.

                                In Jesus,

                                Walter Brimstone

                                Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
                                Did someone hear a noise? I may have left the back door open, again.

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