Empire State Building Owners Try Turning America Gay

[Des]

Your eyes aren't playing tricks on you. The owners of the Empire State Building have turned the American Icon pink, thereby informing the entire world that they should be gay.

Supposedly in honor of some painted hussy supply store, Estrus Larder or something like that, the sinful owners of a symbol of American power and glory have transformed the monument into a phallic gay pride monolith.

For decades the building has stood rigid and erect, throbbing with power like some mighty yet wholesome and family friendly upward-pointing reminder of dominion; a symbol of American prosperity. It has withstood attack by a giant monkey bred by evolutionists, and more recently thwarted attempts by the atheist Mythbuster team to murder innocent pedestrians by showering them with high velocity pennies from above.

Seeing this testament to the power of Capitalism reduced to a homersexual anal plug brings tears to my eyes. Will these foul villains never cease their war against human decency?

[Alvin Moss]

Re: Empire State Building Owners Try Turning America Gay

This is part of the Hollywood Homosexual Agenda conspiracy.

[Elmer G. White]

Re: Empire State Building Owners Try Turning America Gay

...The owners of the Empire State Building have turned the American Icon pink... For decades the building has stood rigid and erect, throbbing with power like some mighty yet wholesome and family friendly upward-pointing reminder of dominion; a symbol of American prosperity. It has withstood attack by a giant monkey bred by evolutionists, and more recently thwarted attempts by the atheist Mythbuster team to murder innocent pedestrians by showering them with high velocity pennies from above...

Thank you Brother Des!

Your observations about the Empire Sodomic Building enforce my latest hypothesis: many things that the new world order presents us as fictional are in fact reality that is revealed to the masses in a seemingly innocent form to be cherished and accepted. For instance, the giant monkeys. We know very well that giants are real:

Numbers 13:33 And there we saw the giants, the sons of Anak, which come of the giants: and we were in our own sight as grasshoppers, and so we were in their sight.

It would be no problem for the Godless scientists to extract the gigantistic genes from buried giant bones and produce a gigantic monkey that is supposedly produced by evil lotion. I strongly suspect that many films depicting supposedly fictional animals or machinery are in fact documentaries. In contrast, many reality-shows could well be fabricated, as well as documentaries, especially those by the obesity champion Michael Moore. And the Moon landing hoax.

All this must be designed by Satan. Undoubtedly.

2 Thessalonians 2:3-5:
Let no man deceive you by any means: for [that day shall not come], except there come a falling away first, and that man of sin be revealed, the son of perdition; Who opposeth and exalteth himself above all that is called God, or that is worshipped; so that he as God sitteth in the temple of God, shewing himself that he is God. Remember ye not, that, when I was yet with you, I told you these things?

This is very disturbing. I think it is not going to get better until the RAPTURE. THEN it is going to be FUN to watch these schemers run amok in horror as the TRIBULATIONS (Matthew 24:231) begin...


Yours in Christ,

Elmer