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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78555

    #1

    Homer Chinks on the Rise

    Ever since Bill Clinton signed America's gold deposits over to the chinee communists in exchange for killing Strom Thurmond, there has been a marked increase in the number of homers in chinkland. And since that fat pig of a false God that they kowtow to doesn't oppose sodomy or baby murder, there is nothing to stop their growth. Now they are starting to spend billions of yen (their fake money) on make-up for men!

    Metrosexuals snap up cosmetics in China

    BEIJING, Dec 5 (Reuters Life!) - Urban Chinese men spend 78.6 minutes a day gazing at themselves in the mirror and shell out 8,000 yuan ($10) a month on beauty products, Xinhua news agency reported on Tuesday, citing a survey.

    Men in Beijing and the financial center of Shanghai were neck-and-neck on whose residents were most vain.

    Those in the capital spent the most money on cosmetics -- an average of 25,000 yuan a month -- but those in Shanghai looked in the mirror the longest -- about 250 minutes a day.

    The survey of men aged 18 to 60 in seven major Chinese cities was conducted jointly by Horizon Research Consultancy Group and a Shanghai fashion and media company, Xinhua said.

    Chinese consumers are becoming increasingly image conscious as they grow wealthier, with plastic surgery and sales of beauty products booming.
    Look for a dramatic increase in AIDS and earthquakes over there. Jesus will not let the slants get away with this!
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!
  • Talitha
    Deaconess
    Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
    True Christian™
    • Jan 2026
    • 15118

    #2
    Re: Homer Chinks on the Rise

    Let's face it Pastor Ezekiel, those Chinks are so darned ugly no amount of Cosmetics are going to make a difference.
    Jesus hates ugly people and as such, this whole nation of Yellow monkeys are looking at spending an eternity in Hell.

    Praise the Lord for the beautiful True Christian™ people of America like you and I.

    Sister Talitha

    Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


    HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
    being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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