Godly Russia Destroys Monument of Gay Enablement

[Des]

Russia once again schooled Demonocrat led America last Friday when they removed a monument to Steve Jobs the day after Apple CEO Tim Cook spread his butt cheeks and invited the homers of the world to take a poke.

Story here.

Remember, everyone, your iPhone can turn you gay and give you Ebolaids. Thank you and may God bless you, Brother Putin.

[BrotherLarry]

Re: Godly Russia Destroys Monument of Gay Enablement

Brother Des,

Like any young man born in this great nation, I am saddened when I see the purpose of Christ being extolled in lands far away rather than in my own. My parents told me of a time when JESUS was first in this country and Russia denied its citizens of the knowledge and truth of our precious LORD.

Although they are not gay tears, since most homers are whimpering sissies that will cry if they mismatch their outfits or scuff a patent leather pump, I am not ashamed to say that tears fell as I read about Russia's decision to renounce all that is homer and all that is Apple. Imagine that brave nation, full of heterosexuals, worshipping Jesus as a family. I tingle when I think of it. And it is a hetero tingle, not one borne of interest in the ugly parts of another male. Praise God!

Thank you, Des, for sharing that post.

COME, Lord Jesus!
BrotherLarry

[Alvin Moss]

Re: Godly Russia Destroys Monument of Gay Enablement

This is further evidence of God's will. This is God's righteous work on Earth, exercised through the good offices of Brother President Vladimir Putin, the mighty woodsman of Russia and the first Christian ruler of Russia.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: Godly Russia Destroys Monument of Gay Enablement

It's such a blessing to read that at least one country cares about protecting the equal rights of heterosexuals. Now if only we could get the russkies to stop worshiping finger bones and gilded paintings.