Italians Are Always Trying to Get Away With The Fix in Des Moines.

[Johny Joe Hold]

Next door to Freehold is one of the most sinful cities in the U. S., Des Moines. I pray everyday the sin that goes on there will not seep into Freehold.

Of course, I know the Mayor and City Council members there. One is Joey Gotta. Joey runs a nice Italian restaurant but you can imagine some of the stuff that goes on there.

So a while back, Joey was driving 78 miles per hour on the 60 mph I-235. A cop rings him up with a ticket. Joey the Italian, or course, thinks the way to handle a ticket is call the Police Chief and get things all fixed up.

In Freehold, we make sure foreigners don't get by with any speeding.
There is something about the way Italians handle things that rubs me the wrong way.

http://www.desmoinesregister.com/story/news/2015/02/17/gatto-joe-speeding-ticket/23560165/

[James Hutchins]

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I know Joey G. While many are instantly prejudiced against him for his i-talian name and smooth manners, if there were ever a man that wishes he he were not a catlick it is Joey.
I make a lot of my income traveling over the roads and a few miles over the arbitrary limit' (Does God set speed limits? - NO) 35 mph, the typical limit in a school zone is nothing, so if the limit is 60, traveling an additional school zone amount is nothing if not prudent. In 20 hours at that speed, I can travel an additional 600 miles, getting Bibles and side of beef to the needy that much quicker. People are starving for Porterhouse.
So while Joey is a wop, he is not as bad as most of them. He pays his tickets or uses the American True Legal(tm) system .

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

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This is so typical of the cathylick Italian's Mayor. They think that the only thing they have to do to get right with Jesus and sin is to go put the fix in with their local altar boy diddling priest, rattle a few beads, and they are back on the path to heaven. It typically starts when they are young and M'ing with impure thoughts, then "fix" it with a papist priest, and they are free to M all over again - a pattern they will repeat throughout their miserable lives.

The bottom line is that they are all going to Hell. The best thing those Des Moines traffic court Judges could do is to sentence them to "community service" at one of Pastor Zeke's Fire and Brimstone sermons and a Sunday Bible (KJV1611) school over here in Freehold.

[Alvin Moss]

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It is difficult to trust Italians. Even though those in this country claim to be Americans, they all seem to be members of some kind of club that keeps in touch with each other. They all like to say, in the most mysterious fashion, that they are "connected". I'm not sure what they mean. Maybe they are all members of the Knights of Columbus. That is a Roman club and they will probably all have to go to Hell.

[Johny Joe Hold]

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The bottom line is that they are all going to Hell. The best thing those Des Moines traffic court Judges could do is to sentence them to "community service" at one of Pastor Zeke's Fire and Brimstone sermons and a Sunday Bible (KJV1611) school over here in Freehold.

Pastor Zeke would give Joey an earful, I agree.

The thing is, when Joey Gotta called the Police Chief, the conservation probably stated with these words, "Hey Chief. It's Joey."

From the moment those words were spoken, the Chief, any Chief, would be scared out of his wits. They are the words of a death sentence, even if no threat was ever stated.

The Chief probably breathed a sigh of relief that Joey only wanted a speeding ticket fixed.

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

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Pastor Zeke would give Joey an earful, I agree.

The thing is, when Joey Gotta called the Police Chief, the conservation probably stated with these words, "Hey Chief. It's Joey."

From the moment those words were spoken, the Chief, any Chief, would be scared out of his wits. They are the words of a death sentence, even if no threat was ever stated.

The Chief probably breathed a sigh of relief that Joey only wanted a speeding ticket fixed.

I catch your drift there Mayor, those Italian's have a funny way of talking, I remember reading somewhere that Marlon Brando once said it could be approximated by stuffing some cotton balls in your cheeks.

Those close knit Italian families also give themselves colorful knick names, and no doubt Joey Gotta is called Joey "Gotta Go" Gotta, or maybe Joey "Speedy" Gotta in honor of his lead foot on the accelerator pedal. Like those in the restaurant business such as Joey, they also often have some creative side businesses like selling restaurant kitchen fire insurance policies.

Then again, the cathylicks were quite creative in selling those "indulgences" that purported to get you into heaven sooner. Never underestimate the papists, particularly when they have the Jesuits out there enforcing things.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Never trust a greasy dago wop. My father (Pastor Lamentations Flint) used to say "Eye-talians are living proof that nigras fornicate with dogs."

[Johny Joe Hold]

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Never trust a greasy dago wop. My father (Pastor Lamentations Flint) used to say "Eye-talians are living proof that nigras fornicate with dogs."

Joey Gota's place is called Baratta's. I think I'll drop in there tomorrow night for dinner just to needle him a little. He is always there with a group of men talking in low tones.

When ever I go the Italian area in Southeast Des Moines I always strap on some protection and tell my staff where I'm going. Some good people have disappeared over there. Maybe others would like to know more about Joey's place, Baratta's:

http://barattas.com/our-story/

[WWJDnow]

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Never trust a greasy dago wop. My father (Pastor Lamentations Flint) used to say "Eye-talians are living proof that nigras fornicate with dogs."

My dad always says, "Never let a Dago buy without thanking God." I'm not sure what the wops are supposed to be buying, but thanking God is always a good idea.

[Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson]

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Next door to Freehold is one of the most sinful cities in the U. S., Des Moines. I pray everyday the sin that goes on there will not seep into Freehold.

Mr. Mayor, in all respect, while the devil is roaming around like a lion, waiting to snatch up people, True Christians like yourselves who live in Freehold are safe, because you have the shield and sword of Jesus Christ to protect yourself against sin. And many guns to use against offenders! And, then Freehold has you, and Pastor Zeke, and so many other godly men and women fighting to protect your city and help those of us who are fighting Satan from the outside, like my good husband who has been placed in forsaken California.

Yours in Christ,
Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson

[Johny Joe Hold]

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has you, and Pastor Zeke, and so many other godly men and women fighting to protect your city and help those of us who are fighting Satan from the outside.

Yours in Christ,
Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson

Very kind, Mrs. Johnson. And, appreciated as well. Without the soldiers for Jesus, the Italian Catlicks like this Joey guy would ruin of City and our Country. I wonder if they could all be returned to Italy like our Republican Party is planning to return all the Messicans?

[Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson]

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Very kind, Mrs. Johnson. And, appreciated as well. Without the soldiers for Jesus, the Italian Catlicks like this Joey guy would ruin of City and our Country. I wonder if they could all be returned to Italy like our Republican Party is planning to return all the Messicans?

Mr. Mayor, even though as a weak and feeble woman, I don't know all the answers, I do know that through prayer and faith, anything is possible. "And the Lord said, If ye had faith as a grain of mustard seed, ye might say unto this sycamine tree, Be thou plucked up by the root, and be thou planted in the sea; and it should obey you." Luke 17:6 and "Ask, and it shall be given you; seek, and ye shall find; knock, and it shall be opened unto you:" Matthew 7:7.

Yours in Christ,
Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson