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  • #16
    Re: Announcing the Jesus Star Walk of Fame

    I suggest we remove Abraham Lincoln (false republican, abolished the God-given right of slavery and waged war on confederate brothers) and Thomas Jefferson (un-American liberal secular scum who supported seperation of church and state), and replace them with the friendly faces of Donald Trump and Pastor Zeke.

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    • #17
      Re: Announcing the Jesus Star Walk of Fame

      Originally posted by Johny Joe Hold View Post
      I have an uneasy feeling about the bureaucrats who run the Mount Rushmore National Park in South Dakota. They might want to upstage our Jesus Star Walk of Fame by putting Donald's face up there on the mountain.

      Just to be on the safe side, I'd like to get Donald's and Pastor Zeke's Stars embedded in the Walk before some other groups decides to steal our idea.
      Originally posted by Bjorn Jensen View Post
      I suggest we remove Abraham Lincoln (false republican, abolished the God-given right of slavery and waged war on confederate brothers) and Thomas Jefferson (un-American liberal secular scum who supported seperation of church and state), and replace them with the friendly faces of Donald Trump and Pastor Zeke.
      Brother Mayor and Brother Bjorn,

      The plans and blueprints are ready and as soon as the official results of the final and last presidential elections of the United States of America are clear, an army of sculptors is ready to be dispatched!





      This new monument will last until the soon-to-be-realized End of Times (Revelation 21:1).

      Verily, our future president is going to be the last one. Some of the more obscure parts of the Good Book, the Bible, the magnum opus by Jesus, the Greatest Story Ever Written, have suddenly become crystal clear. As the Reign of The Donald descends upon the Nation and eventually upon those parts of the World that Mr. Putin does not rule over, it is time for Jesus to make His Re-Entry!



      1 Corinthians 15:52
      In a moment, in the twinkling of an eye, at the last trump: for the trumpet shall sound, and the dead shall be raised incorruptible, and we shall be changed.

      1. In a moment: This year = very very soon!
      2. The last Trump: The fist president called Mr. Trump = the Last One before the End of Time = Jesus IS coming!!
      3. The dead shall be raised = The End of Times = Jesus IS DEFINITELY coming!!!
      4. We shall be changed: We shall be Raptured (1 Thessalonians 4:17) = Heaven awaits (Revelation 21:4)!!!!


      Oh, Joy!!!!!



      Yours in Christ,

      Elmer
      2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.



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      • #18
        Re: Announcing the Jesus Star Walk of Fame

        How about the glorious and very GODLY George W. Bush!












        Can't you just see him now strutting down the street? Love this guy!



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        • #19
          Re: Announcing the Jesus Star Walk of Fame

          Sister Daisy Mae, you have made a wonderful contribution to the Jesus Star Walk of Fame by nominating the Godly President George W. Bush. Let's pray he will come to the dedication.

          I have ordered a nice bronze Jesus Star for Judge Scalia. My regret is that we were unable to get the Jesus Star Walk of Fame in place before his untimely death.
          Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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