False Christian Gets His Buttocks Eaten by a Lion

[Johny Joe Hold]

It is sad, but amusing nevertheless, to see how little some false Christians know about the power of God. They get the notion God is caring for them while God is actually ridiculing them.

In this story, a phony Christian prophet in Nairobi thought God had told him to have dominion over animals. So, he ran into a lion cage at the zoo. Then he turned tail and ran away. A lion let him know God meant for only True Christians™ to have dominion over beasts and remove some of his buttocks.

A Zion Christian Church prophet who was filled with the Holy Spirit recently ‘challenged’ a lion to do battle in the Kruger National Park.

Prophet Alec Ndiwane who is based in the Pretoria Soshanguve was with fellow church members in the Kruger National Park where they were watching animals.

It is believed the prophet went into a trance and started to speak in tongues. Ahead of them was a lion pride busy eating their impala. Alec must have thought he was the biblical Samson as the prophet opened the car door and went charging towards the lions.

Upon seeing the man running towards them, the lions could not believe that manna was coming straight from heaven and instead ran towards the prophet. Alec must have then come to his senses as he quickly realized this was not going to end well and made an immediate turn and ran back to safety.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: False Christian Gets His Buttocks Eaten by a Lion

I can't tell you how many times I have preached the Word of God directly to lions, tigers and bears. And I have not a scratch on me.

[Walter Van Slyke]

Re: False Christian Gets His Buttocks Eaten by a Lion

When the Lord said that man was to have dominion over every creeping thing that creepeth on the earth (Genesis 1;26), he didn't mean creeps! I'll bet he had both Pastor Zeke and that hellbound fakir in mind as he sharpened the first lion's claws.

Pastor, were you able to convert any of those lions and tigers and bears to the Lord? (If anyone can do it, you can!)

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: False Christian Gets His Buttocks Eaten by a Lion

You run across the darndest things in religion. This fake Christian thought he could subdue lions but his faith was not strong enough.

Then, there are those snake salvation preachers who teach that Jesus will keep the snakes from killing them. Every once in a while we find a preacher who has been faking his faith and a snake puts him in his grave. And, rightly so:

Reality show snake-handling preacher dies -- of snakebite

By Ashley Fantz, CNN

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Story highlights

• Star of "Snake Salvation" has died of venomous snakebite
• Pentecostal Pastor Jamie Coots believes that God protects against venomous snakebites
• Coots refused treatment for the bite, authorities said
  
  A Kentucky pastor who starred in a reality show about snake-handling in church has died -- of a snakebite.
  Jamie Coots died Saturday evening after refusing to be treated, Middlesboro police said.
  On "Snake Salvation," the ardent Pentecostal believer said that he believed that a passage in the Bible suggests poisonous snakebites will not harm believers as long as they are anointed by God. The practice is illegal in most states, but still goes on, primarily in the rural South.