British Squander Taxpayer Money Studying Great Tits

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

While we might think our very own Democrats take the prize for wasting hard earned taxpayer dollars on useless research like Gobull Warming (like we all can't just step outside and check the temperature), the British now step up to the plate to submit a challenge to the prize of expenditures on pointless conclusions.

Evidently those over in Oxford never study history, or never heard of the phrase "birds of a feather flock together".

Origin

This proverb has been in use since at least the mid 16th century. In 1545 William Turner used a version of it in his papist satire The Rescuing of Romish Fox:

"Byrdes of on kynde and color flok and flye allwayes together."
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http://www.phrases.org.uk/meanings/birds-of-a-feather-flock-together.html

Nothing much to see here - except it's likely to make Jesus upset, and to contemplate what use that money could have gone to. We don't need a "study" to explain why all True Christians™ want to move to Freehold.

Study: Great Tits Prefer Nesting Near Birds With Similar Personalities
12May - by Benjamin Fearnow

OXFORD, England — Birds choose like-minded nest neighbors in the woods very similarly to how humans would go about choosing a compatible personality type for a roommate, a new study on wild great tits finds.

Researchers at Oxford University analyzed the social network structure of wild great tits (Parus major) over six breeding seasons and discovered that the males — but not the females — were very selective in their choices for next neighbors. The new study finds that male great tits are quite selective when it comes to choosing birds to surround themselves with near their nests.

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https://www.studyfinds.org/birds-great-tits-personalities/

[BrotherLarry]

Re: British Squander Taxpayer Money Studying Great Tits

While I have never seen one of these creatures, and I can't imagine spending money on great tits, I know my father has seen them and in fact knows someone with them in New Jersey. He and I were throwing a ball back and forth when I was just a young boy, before we moved to Manhattan. A woman drove by and waved to him and I said, "Dad, who was that?"


He looked away a moment and said, "Son, just between you and me, she has great tits and I'd love to see them." Then he threw the ball, I caught it, and he went inside to the bathroom for a half hour. It got dark so I went inside also, and finished my homework for the next day.

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

Re: British Squander Taxpayer Money Studying Great Tits

Brother WJB, I wonder whether something has been lost in translation here?

The new study finds that male great tits are quite selective when it comes to choosing birds to surround themselves with

In the British version of American, tit is a vulgar slang term for a complete moron, while bird is an only slightly less vulgar term for a young, available, undiscriminating woman. So perhaps this should have been translated as:

The new study finds that (even?) morbidly obese idiotic men are quite picky when it comes to choosing young harlots to surround themselves with

This is not news to anyone who has ever visited this Godless, socialist hellhole, but it's a well-known fact that in Britain, universities can get funding for pretty much anything.

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Re: British Squander Taxpayer Money Studying Great Tits

Brother WJB, I wonder whether something has been lost in translation here?

In the British version of American, tit is a vulgar slang term for a complete moron, while bird is an only slightly less vulgar term for a young, available, undiscriminating woman. So perhaps this should have been translated as:
This is not news to anyone who has ever visited this Godless, socialist hellhole, but it's a well-known fact that in Britain, universities can get funding for pretty much anything.

Well I was under the impression that "git" was the term for moron, but I'm not about to immerse myself into a backwards culture where "boot" and "bonnet" refer to parts of an automobile - clearly from a time before the wheel was invented.

I was delighted to read that the male tit makes decisions in these matters, as it is in line with Genesis 3:16 where God gave man dominion over women. This can't possibly hold true in every case though, as the male peacock looks like a gay transvestite Vegas show girl.

As to your other questions, clearly you're going to have to hold those university types accountable that have been looting the public treasury - a difficult task in a country that has disarmed both its citizens and the police. You might try gathering large crowds with pitchforks and improvised torches, and the Scots might be willing to supply some burning crosses.

[I Man Rastafari]

Re: British Squander Taxpayer Money Studying Great Tits

One of my chief goals as a student here in Babylon has been to overtake an intensive study of the white girls at the universities that I have attended. That study has been ongoing for months now but I have had to do without any funding. I was not aware that funding was available for these kinds of studies. I wonder if you could provide me with the address of the proper authorities so that I could possibly receive a grant. I think that my background has made me an expert in tit study and so if there is money being paid then I should receive some of it.

[Thomas Taylor]

Re: British Squander Taxpayer Money Studying Great Tits

One of my chief goals as a student here in Babylon has been to overtake an intensive study of the white girls at the universities that I have attended. That study has been ongoing for months now but I have had to do without any funding. I was not aware that funding was available for these kinds of studies. I wonder if you could provide me with the address of the proper authorities so that I could possibly receive a grant. I think that my background has made me an expert in tit study and so if there is money being paid then I should receive some of it.

Good morning my little Greater Crested Tit,
Just to let you know, funding made available to you by your Joo Lawyer friend will be on hold for a while as he has recently disappeared. You really should learn to read Trev, Sister Joanna explained what a tit was earlier.


YIC
TT
P.S. That job on the plantation is still open if you want it.