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I have a friend who may be foreign. What restrictions would my friend face purchasing equipment for self protection, or the protection of others, now that the days are getting longer? This is a wonderful opportunity for outreach. At what winter event can so much joy be had as a March fair?Leave a comment:
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To the Editor
Landover Truth and Light
Freehold, Iowa
Dear Editor and Sister Mitza:
I didn't mean the articles were a year old; I meant that some of the events mentioned in them took place years ago. Perhaps it would be more transparent of you to list the age at which the events occurred. One could then use simple mathematics (approved by Creation Scientists) to "age" Pastor Flint as one "ages" archaeological finds. (Maybe the ages would be similar; ROFLMAO)
I should like to publicly remind the pastor that I cannot be ready in an instant to perform his dirty jobs since I have not yet been granted residence to the fair city of Freehold. If the Church wishes to reimburse my travel, I am willing to supervise such an operation as a well built, intelligent, honest, handsome and strong certified equine gnathologist and future Ph.D. in Creation Science. The LORD GOD hath spoken in mine ear of my worth to His Kingdom, and no amount of covfefe will take that away.
With all due respect - just the right amount, I remain
Your loving and prayerful friend in Christ,
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To the Editor of Landover Truth and Light:
I am writing to commend you regarding your newsletter, which is a beacon of hope in this dark world. I would not be surprised to learn that Jesus Himself reads this golden triumph of journalistic excellence.
I am curious, however, as to the accuracy of Pastor Ezekiel's age. It is listed as 29 on most articles, but some of these are over a year old. Would he not be 30 (at least) now? Should not his age be presented factually?
Also, I wonder how one might submit an article to be considered for publication. I have written many pieces that I think would be perfect for your newsletter, including:
Using the Baptistry as an Alternative to the Public Pool (Part of my "Protecting Our Children" series.
Why Bill Clinton is a Mouth Breather
Will 2020 Be a Repeat of 2016? Republicans MUST Prepare!
LGBTQ Churches: Can Salvation(R) Be Found There?
Of course, I would expect proper compensation for my talents.
In Him,
BrotherLarryLeave a comment:
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I enjoyed Pastor's sermon immensely. As I watched his powerful delivery I was reminded how secure we are in Him compared to whatever was going on with all those fireworks + whatever happens in California these days now that they're restricting gun ownership. There is so much Scripture referring to the Restoration of Israel, prophecy now being fulfilled! How the doubters can continue their denials of God's majesty and power is beyond me.
There are also many Psalms which, as we look at the world, show us just how complete His foreknowledge is with many activities set out so plainly and so appropriate in these last days.
The Christian vacations particularly caught my eye. I had to smile! How many more "innocents" are out there pulling knives on police officers or trying to shoot innocent authority figures? I thought of Jesus' own words, recorded for us by Mark in this eyewitness testimony:
MARK 16 .KJV . look up
17 [Jesus speaking] These signs shall follow them that believe; In my name shall they cast out devils; they shall speak with new tongues;
18 They shall take up serpents; and if they drink any deadly thing, it shall not hurt them; they shall lay hands on the sick, and they shall recover.
19 So then after the Lord had spoken unto them, he was received up into heaven, and sat on the right hand of God.
Luke 1:1-2
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