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  • Bubba Buck
    Toilet Biter
    • Sep 2016
    • 273

    #1

    Bubba Buck's Pig Ranch is hiring.

    Hey y'all, Bubba Buck here in need of four strapping strong men to work as farm hands on my ranch. Pay is good at 25 dollars an hour. You can also sign up for a tithing plan where I will match your tithes to your local church up to 20 dollars. Requirements are that you must be big and strong. You must also be willing to live in my ranch house with me as the work can have unexpected hours at all night. I am also hiring two men who are able to slaughter the pigs in an efficient manner. Your job title on your 1095 will be "Pig Man" so keep that in mind when tax season comes. If interested, send me a private message. Women need not apply.
  • Roland
    Obese Swedish Meatball
    Delusional Forum Member
    • May 2014
    • 2189

    #2
    Re: Bubba Buck's Pig Ranch is hiring.

    Hi Bubba,

    How many pigs do you have at the moment?

    Kind regards,

    Roland
    Jeremiah 6:21 Therefore thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will lay stumblingblocks before this people, and the fathers and the sons together shall fall upon them; the neighbour and his friend shall perish.

    Best wishes for the people in Ukraine.

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    • GaleWhoring the Boring
      Unsaved trash, probably hopeless sinner
      • Sep 2017
      • 256

      #3
      Re: Bubba Buck's Pig Ranch is hiring.

      Originally posted by Bubba Buck View Post
      Your job title on your 1095 will be "Pig Man" so keep that in mind when tax season comes. If interested, send me a private message. Women need not apply.



      I thought the Pigmen were the IRS!

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      • Bubba Buck
        Toilet Biter
        • Sep 2016
        • 273

        #4
        Re: Bubba Buck's Pig Ranch is hiring.

        Originally posted by Roland View Post
        Hi Bubba,

        How many pigs do you have at the moment?

        Kind regards,

        Roland
        Roughly about 2000 pigs at any given moment. The turnaround for being slaughtered is about 200 pigs slaughtered a month then sell the pork and hooves for profit gain.

        Gale, I have to say I dont appreciate jokes being made about my serious job posting you heathen.

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        • Roland
          Obese Swedish Meatball
          Delusional Forum Member
          • May 2014
          • 2189

          #5
          Re: Bubba Buck's Pig Ranch is hiring.

          That would equate to a lot of bacon. Very interesting. How do you sell?
          Jeremiah 6:21 Therefore thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will lay stumblingblocks before this people, and the fathers and the sons together shall fall upon them; the neighbour and his friend shall perish.

          Best wishes for the people in Ukraine.

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          • Bubba Buck
            Toilet Biter
            • Sep 2016
            • 273

            #6
            Re: Bubba Buck's Pig Ranch is hiring.

            I usually hire young high school boys to package the meat and deliver them to the local Mom and Pop grocery stores around the county. Have to be careful though, the young strapping high school boys sometimes forget to wrap the meat up and it has caused some "Accidents" for sure. Surprisingly, I would have to say everyone in my area loves bacon. Anyone who doesn't isn't welcome. Also, I usually find my bacon decorating the door handles of Mosques outside the county on the news every now and then.

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