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    Coming soon to the Freehold Movie JesusPlex!

    Friends and fellow residents of Freehold, as you are aware there aren't many movies that can be safely shown on the 15 screens at the Freehold Movie JesusPlex. The Passion of the Christ is now in in its 233rd straight smash week and isn't going to be leaving any time soon, but that still leaves the other 12 screens to fill!

    Opening September 26, 2008, the biggest movie star in Freehold has a new movie opening - Fireproof starring the one and only Kirk Cameron! I can't confirm any rumors, but don't be surprised to see a special guest at church next week.

    Opening October 3, 2008, is probably the most shocking film of the year. Shocking in that it's proof that there are actually some patriots in Hellyweird! The few decent conservatives there are releasing An American Carol starring Jon Voight (grandfather of Shiloh), former hippy Dennis Hopper, and some other people. Mark your calendars for the zany hijinx of this uproarious comedy!
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    1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
    Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

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    Re: Coming soon to the Freehold Movie JesusPlex!

    Well, I've been waiting for this one, sister. I think I've seen the 'Passion' too many times, now. I'm going to help chaperone my nephew Nick's 2nd grade class field trip to the Jesusplex for Fireproof. The proprietor was generous and has allowed entire classrooms to visit during the Noon matinee for 1$ (they make a reservation to assure enough seats). I buy all the kids popcorn. You should hear them all say, "Thanks, Uncle Nobar!"
    May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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    • #3
      Re: Coming soon to the Freehold Movie JesusPlex!

      I can't wait!!!! I lve Kirk Cameron!!!
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      • #4
        Re: Coming soon to the Freehold Movie JesusPlex!

        did u c the dark night? i think its the best move eva made n heath leger was fatastic! he should get the oscar 4 playin the joker cause its the best actor of the year.
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        • #5
          Re: Coming soon to the Freehold Movie JesusPlex!

          I don't think that'll be showing here.
          May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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          • #6
            Re: Coming soon to the Freehold Movie JesusPlex!



            wrong. according to the bible, jesus loves all of his children.

            YOU can hate all of those peoplle, but according to your beliefs jesus does not. love the sinners, hate the sins. am i right?

            oh, and on topic, if they dont serve jesus-fish and chips or salvation snacks here, i dont want to go.
            i don't disagree with Christianity, just with Jesus.

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            • #7
              Re: Coming soon to the Freehold Movie JesusPlex!

              You do know that a Catholic directed and executive-produced "The Passion of the Christ," right?
              ACTS 5:29
              But Peter and the apostles said in reply, "We must obey God rather than men."
              There you have it-so WHAT'S STOPPING YOU COWARDS?

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              • #8
                Re: Coming soon to the Freehold Movie JesusPlex!

                Originally posted by Fallen Angel View Post
                did u c the dark night? i think its the best move eva made n heath leger was fatastic! he should get the oscar 4 playin the joker cause its the best actor of the year.

                He can't because he's ROTTING IN HELL!
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                • #9
                  Re: Coming soon to the Freehold Movie JesusPlex!

                  Originally posted by Father Thomas Martin View Post
                  You do know that a Catholic directed and executive-produced "The Passion of the Christ," right?
                  Even a broken clock is right twice a day, Tommy.
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                  1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
                  Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

                  Blogging for CHRIST!
                  Witnessing for GOD on YouTube!
                  All a-Twitter for Salvation!
                  Bringing Jesus to MySpace!
                  On FIRE for the Lord on Facebook!
                  My Ladies of Landover profile!

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                  • #10
                    Re: Coming soon to the Freehold Movie JesusPlex!

                    Kirk Cameron couldn't act his way out of a wet paper bag.
                    Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!

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                    • #11
                      Re: Coming soon to the Freehold Movie JesusPlex!

                      Originally posted by Old Iron Crotch View Post
                      Kirk Cameron couldn't act his way out of a wet paper bag.
                      I'm surprised that you've even heard of him. He doesn't make porno movies, so what have you seen him in?
                      Who Will Jesus Damn?

                      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                      • #12
                        Re: Coming soon to the Freehold Movie JesusPlex!

                        Originally posted by Old Iron Crotch View Post
                        Kirk Cameron couldn't act his way out of a wet paper bag.
                        I've never heard of ANYONE doing that.
                        May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                        • #13
                          Re: Coming soon to the Freehold Movie JesusPlex!

                          Originally posted by mcgee View Post


                          wrong. according to the bible, jesus loves all of his children.
                          Could you provide Scriptural support for this assertion?
                          YOU can hate all of those peoplle, but according to your beliefs jesus does not. love the sinners, hate the sins. am i right?
                          Wrong. Try reading the Bible; you might learn something.
                          Originally posted by Old Iron Crotch View Post
                          Kirk Cameron couldn't act his way out of a wet paper bag.
                          Why would anyone want to do that? He's not a sack lunch, he's a Christian thespian!

                          (Don't get excited, OIC, I said THESPian.)
                          Bible boring? Nonsense!
                          Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                          You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                          • #14
                            Re: Coming soon to the Freehold Movie JesusPlex!

                            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                            I'm surprised that you've even heard of him. He doesn't make porno movies, so what have you seen him in?

                            That schmaltzy Alan Thicke sitcom he was in and those ridiculous videos he makes with Roy Comfort.
                            Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!

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                            • #15
                              Re: Coming soon to the Freehold Movie JesusPlex!

                              Originally posted by Fallen Angel View Post
                              did u c the dark night? i think its the best move eva made n heath leger was fatastic! he should get the oscar 4 playin the joker cause its the best actor of the year.

                              One of the best movies I've seen all year. Heath Ledger was brilliant as The Joker. As for Michael Caine, I'd buy a ticket to see him read the phone book.
                              And I loved the way the story kept changing as to how he got the scars.
                              Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!

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