This is an atrocity. What, pray tell, did these mincing girlymen read to those poor, impressionable children? The God Delusion? The 120 Days of Sodom? Harry Potter? It wasn't the KJV 1611 Holy Bible, that's for sure. What bizarre sexual fetishists will they invite for storytime next month? Furries? Juggalos? Leather-clad bondage freaks? The government needs to strip those abusive liberal parents of custody and place their children into Christian homes before it's too late. Jesus weeps.

and
,
. We, the
believers in the Word of
, as taught in the
, must pray without ceasing, that this debauchery and wickedness will go no further! I applaud you for taking such a stand, dear Brother Mayor Hold, and I pray that other mayors across this great land of
will do likewise!
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