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Re: Why Ride a Bicycle When You Can Drive a Car
Most people agree that the Danish people are the most boring people on Earth. They answer the questions of pollsters deceptively and are usually found to be the happiest and most content people on Earth. And yet they have one of the highest suicide rates in the world. That is because they are miserable, lying sinners.
They are communists over there, Mr. Mayor. They ride those bicycles because no one can afford a car. Usually, pictures of Danish bicycle riders show the quaint antique buildings in their cities. They live in those buildings because no one can afford a house. The plumbing in those buildings was installed by the Vikings who built them. Even their pie can't be trusted; they call it a Danish. God knows what's in it.
God hates the Danish and He makes them suffer for their sinful behavior, promiscuity and evil intentions every day.
It must be awful to live in Danish.
Originally posted by Johny Joe Hold
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Sometimes I marvel at the stupidity of Europeans. They are Godless, but also brainless.
Take the City of Copenhagen. It is packed with bicycles. There is even bicycle congestion.
I do not want to see adults riding bicycles in Freehold. We are a city of practical people who don't waste our precious time poking along on sweaty bicycles.
Take the City of Copenhagen. It is packed with bicycles. There is even bicycle congestion.
I do not want to see adults riding bicycles in Freehold. We are a city of practical people who don't waste our precious time poking along on sweaty bicycles.
Most people agree that the Danish people are the most boring people on Earth. They answer the questions of pollsters deceptively and are usually found to be the happiest and most content people on Earth. And yet they have one of the highest suicide rates in the world. That is because they are miserable, lying sinners.
They are communists over there, Mr. Mayor. They ride those bicycles because no one can afford a car. Usually, pictures of Danish bicycle riders show the quaint antique buildings in their cities. They live in those buildings because no one can afford a house. The plumbing in those buildings was installed by the Vikings who built them. Even their pie can't be trusted; they call it a Danish. God knows what's in it.
God hates the Danish and He makes them suffer for their sinful behavior, promiscuity and evil intentions every day.
It must be awful to live in Danish.
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