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    Freehold Voting Site Will Be in Landover Baptist Church

    The Polk County Auditor called a few days ago and asked where he should set up the voting equipment for Freehold voters. I didn't hesitate, Landover Baptist Church.

    There was silence. Eventually he suggested maybe the County could set up for voting in a more neutral site like the public school. "No," I told him. "I want voters to be in the presence of Jesus. Voters need to know He is watching."

    Eventually, he agreed to use the church. My question for church members is how we can make sure voters feel intimidated from voting for Sleepy Joe? I've asked Pastor Zeke to be there shaking hands with voters as they arrive.

    I think we could get away with posting some scripture. I'd like scripture that has an embedded message to vote for President Trump. If members here have suggestions for the best scripture, I will have signs made and posted all over the voting room.

    (I've put this sign on my Freehold City Government vehicle):

    Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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    Re: Freehold Voting Site Will Be in Landover Baptist Church

    Mr Mayor,

    Isn't it time we made the voting open? Mr. Trump is our neighbor in Christ and He deserves to know those who oppose him. There should be no secrecy in voting in Freehold, as Jesus will anyway be watching and punishing severely those who stray away from your advice (and that of Sweet Pastor Ezekiel).

    Deuteronomy 27:24
    Cursed be he that smiteth his neighbour secretly. And all the people shall say, Amen.

    There is no place to closed ballots in a Christian community. It is totally not OK to smite President Trump in secret (obviously, not in the open, either). And we shall all say, Amen!




    Yours in Christ,

    Elmer
    2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.



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    • #3
      Re: Freehold Voting Site Will Be in Landover Baptist Church

      Philippians 2:4..Look not every man on his own things, but every man also on the things of others.

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        Re: Freehold Voting Site Will Be in Landover Baptist Church

        Deuteronomy 27:24
        Cursed be he that smiteth his neighbour secretly. And all the people shall say, Amen.


        Philippians 2:4..Look not every man on his own things, but every man also on the things of others.
        Two great passages that will go up on the wall in front of voters. It occurred to me I could have a greeting to voters which did not (wink, wink) endorse either candidate. The greeting posted on a large poster along with the scriptures would say:


        WELCOME VOTERS. LET'S MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN.
        Johny Joe Hold, Mayor
        Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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          Re: Freehold Voting Site Will Be in Landover Baptist Church

          Originally posted by Johny Joe Hold View Post
          Eventually, he agreed to use the church. My question for church members is how we can make sure voters feel intimidated from voting for Sleepy Joe?
          How about moving the anti-abortion exhibit from the Landover Hell House next to the voting booths? It will be available just in time.

          As for Bible verses, I vote for 1 Timothy 6:4-5:

          He is proud, knowing nothing, but doting about questions and strifes of words, whereof cometh envy, strife, railings, evil surmisings, Perverse disputings of men of corrupt minds, and destitute of the truth, supposing that gain is godliness: from such withdraw thyself.

          That should remind the voters of what an arrogant, disagreable, mendacious, ignorant man Joe Biden is.
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            Re: Freehold Voting Site Will Be in Landover Baptist Church

            I know Bobby-Joe and his security force will be in attendance so as to provide a tight air of security.

            I will have many of my children there to assist voters and ensure ballots are accurately completed. They will also have spare ballots on hand in case a voter makes a mistake.
            There will be a Trump/Pence booth (free food from Chick-A-Fil and gift cards from Hobby Lobby) set up 50 feet from the front door of the Church and to prevent proximity disagreements, there will be a Biden/Darkie booth people can visit out back.


            Remember, vote early, vote often! Show your support!
            Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
            Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
            Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
            Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
            Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
            Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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              Re: Freehold Voting Site Will Be in Landover Baptist Church

              Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
              I will have many of my children there to assist voters and ensure ballots are accurately completed.
              Remember, vote early, vote often! Show your support!
              Having children help on election day is a great idea, Brother James.

              I'm trying to think of ideas that remind voters they are expected to vote for President Trump. But, they cannot be overly "political" like campaign signs, etc.

              I think this would be legal: We would have a large picture of Sleepy Joe mounted on cork board. It would be mounted outside on the lawn where voters could see it. Children would be paid to throw darts at it. I don't see any reason we could not do this.
              Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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                Re: Freehold Voting Site Will Be in Landover Baptist Church

                Originally posted by Johny Joe Hold View Post
                Having children help on election day is a great idea, Brother James.


                I think this would be legal: We would have a large picture of Sleepy Joe mounted on cork board. It would be mounted outside on the lawn where voters could see it. Children would be paid to throw darts at it. I don't see any reason we could not do this.
                A superimposed target sign with standard scores would make it more fun, with an extra payment for the youngster with the highest score at the close of polling.
                58 If thou wilt not observe to do all the words of this law that are written in this book, that thou mayest fear this glorious and fearful name, THE LORD THY GOD; 59 Then the LORD will make thy plagues wonderful, and the plagues of thy seed, even great plagues, and of long continuance, and sore sicknesses, and of long continuance. 60 Moreover he will bring upon thee all the diseases of Egypt, which thou wast afraid of; and they shall cleave unto thee. 61 Also every sickness, and every plague, which is not written in the book of this law, them will the LORD bringk upon thee, until thou be destroyed.


                Deuteronomy 28: 58- 61

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                • #9
                  Re: Freehold Voting Site Will Be in Landover Baptist Church

                  Instead of focusing on driving undesirables away, our goal should be to make sure all voters feel welcome and have an easy time finding the polling place. Such goodwill is the Christian way. All voters matter!

                  And the best way to welcome them is with a lighted cross display.

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                  The above example was created by Pastor Heath Hardway's White Way Ministries, a Landover affiliate in Missouri. Pastor HH and his boys bravely preached the Gospel to the savages of Ferguson during the 2014 summer riots. While they fell short of their goal to light 1,488 crosses throughout the state, their efforts forever changed the lives of many blacks they encountered. They are true Prayer Warriors to whom "All Lives Matter" is more than a motto — it is a manifesto.

                  (I am not sure why the cross on the left is sideways. Perhaps the Mexicans in the crew constructed that one. Rest assured, we would never allow such poor craftsmanship in our displays.)
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                  • #10
                    Re: Freehold Voting Site Will Be in Landover Baptist Church

                    Hippies are a problem, too. Many of them obsess over places like Mexico, Cuba, Goa, anyway they make crosses too. Very unlikely to be suitable, subject to Pastor's confirmation.
                    Last edited by MitzaLizalor; 11-21-2020, 12:09 PM.

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