Alabama has Gone Far Left-It's Allowing Yoga

[Johny Joe Hold]

The fight isn't over yet, but a majority of the House of Representatives in Alabama has voted to allow some, fortunately only some, yoga. Maybe the Alabama Senate will stop the nonsense. Yoga has been banned for 10 years.

I was happy, however, to see all the yoga moves will have American names and not the stuff of Hinduism. And, strictly prohibited, thanks to wise Alabama legislators, is the greeting, "Namaste." This greeting cannot be used in public schools.

Sometimes we True Christians™ cannot stop all sin. Thankfully, parts of it can be stamped out.

https://religionnews.com/2021/03/13/alabama-house-votes-to-end-yoga-ban-but-dont-say-namaste/

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

Re: Alabama has Gone Far Left-It's Allowing Yoga

Now Mr. Mayor normally I agree with you 100% but please think of all the women in leotards. Who will think of women in leotards!

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: Alabama has Gone Far Left-It's Allowing Yoga

Now Mr. Mayor normally I agree with you 100% but please think of all the women in leotards. Who will think of women in leotards!

Good question, Dr. Toole. Leotards may be the part of yoga still allowed. One part definitely not allowed is the greeting, "Namaste."

The goal is to stamp out the parts of yoga that are clearly Hindu. Other parts that do not insult Jesus are tolerated.

[Isabella White]

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The goal is to stamp out the parts of yoga that are clearly Hindu. Other parts that do not insult Jesus are tolerated.

Oh, how this concerns me ever so greatly, dear Brother Mayor Hold. Whilst we servants of could be seen as not allowing the parts of yoga that insult the , I'm afraid that the devil will trick us, and disguise the parts that do insult , as parts that do not insult .

II Corinthians 11:14 "And no marvel; for Satan himself is transformed into an angel of light."

I can think of no better example than how Satan has infiltrated the government of that ish nation, Canada, by putting a yoga-loving Prime Minister in power! If you will kindly study the attached photos, you will see what I mean; and, that last photo? Well, that shows the devil is clearly at work. If that Prime Minister can do levitation, then the next thing we hear, that devilish deviant will be able to spin his head in a complete rotation!

[WWJDnow]

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Alabama is run by a bunch of liberals now. Here we see a perfect example--Hindus are trying to sneak their pagan ways into the public schools by disguising them as "exercise." Whatever happened to the separation of church and state?

Public education should be based on the Bible, which has no objectionable content, and not on the views of wacky religious cults like Hinduism. Otherwise, students will wind up shaving their heads, chanting Satanic verses, selling flowers on street corners, having sex in ways other than the missionary position, and eating spicy foods that cause digestive upset instead of wholesome foods like steak. It's positively unamerican!

Alabama desperately needs Roy Moore back as the Chief Justice of their Supreme Court to stop nonsense like this before their society implodes.

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: Alabama has Gone Far Left-It's Allowing Yoga

Alabama desperately needs Roy Moore back as the Chief Justice of their Supreme Court to stop nonsense like this before their society implodes.

The legislature thinks God will not notice yoga if only white words are used. Its thinking is that if God never hears anyone say "Namaste" it can allow sexual poses and contortions with no consequences.

Guess again, suckers. You have been taken in by one of Satan's schemes.

[Isabella White]

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Alabama is run by a bunch of liberals now. Alabama desperately needs Roy Moore back as the Chief Justice of their Supreme Court to stop nonsense like this before their society implodes.

Amen, dear Brother Now. Amen! We all know the old expression: "The closer you are to , then the harder the devil fights you." Well, in dear Brother Moore's case, that is so apparent. Goodness, those Demonrat LIE-berals did their very best to put Roy in a bad light. But, prevailed, and to goeth the

[Bjorn Jensen]

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Surely this dothead practise is banned here in Freehold? If these yogi sluts show themselves in public with those outfits they could force a man into rape, and we don't want to turn men into rapists, do we?

[Isabella White]

Re: Alabama has Gone Far Left-It's Allowing Yoga

Surely this dothead practise is banned here in Freehold? If these yogi sluts show themselves in public with those outfits they could force a man into rape, and we don't want to turn men into rapists, do we?

Oh, it's even worse than that, dear Brother Jensen. I've heard that there is "gay" yoga -- forbid if that should ever gain popularity! But, sure enough, when I checked to verify the existence of such sinful atrocities, I found that many within that LGBT crowd like doing yoga, as you shall see in the attached photo. Why, can you imagine the devilish deviancy that these desperate derelicts will get themselves into?