When We Almost Lost Afghanistan

[Johny Joe Hold]

Several years ago the Russians invaded Afghanistan. At that time a rabid feminist woman from India wrote that women never had it as good as they did when the Russians ran that country. We conservatives in the U.S. would have none of that so we helped drive the Russians out. Good solid Muslims came back into power and women were put back in their place.

After that we all know there was 9/11 that came from Afghanistan. Then the fearless President W. Bush invaded. Now the War Lords are about to take over just as the were before the Russians.

Think about how better off we are that the Russians were driven out. Right now you would see an Afghanistan where women would be driving SUV's and strutting about as if they were equals to men. No. Our leaders made sure that did not happen. Thank God!

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[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

Re: When We Almost Lost Afghanistan

This is all part of Trump's secret plan. I mean, I presume it is. He still hasn't really explained it in detail - except obviously it worked better than any plan in history.

Which reminds me, I need to post a poll asking readers about Donald J. Trump's greatest plan:

a) The secret plan to defeat ISIS
b) His beautiful healthcare plan
c) The most successful Corona Joke vaccination rollout EVER
d) It's not over yet there's still 4 more years

As you can see, for me - a medical man - the Corona Hoax China Flu DIE HERD DIE plan edges it.

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: When We Almost Lost Afghanistan

This is all part of Trump's secret plan. I mean, I presume it is. He still hasn't really explained it in detail - except obviously it worked better than any plan in history.
Which reminds me, I need to post a poll asking readers about Donald J. Trump's greatest plan:
a) The secret plan to defeat ISIS
b) His beautiful healthcare plan
c) The most successful Corona Joke vaccination rollout EVER
d) It's not over yet there's still 4 more years
As you can see, for me - a medical man - the Corona Hoax China Flu DIE HERD DIE plan edges it.

I studied these and chose c) The most successful....

In all honesty, they are all great plans. I'm sitting here tapping my toe waiting the President Trump to return. It will be a most exciting time.

[Dennis Lukes]

Re: When We Almost Lost Afghanistan

The Taliban really burns my biscuits because they're so damn close! They follow so many of the Lord's commandments without even realizing it. The gap between Christian fundamentalist Republicans like us and the Sharia law Taliban Afghans is so much narrower than it is between us and the damn liberals. Our worldview, our values, our morals. The near-caucasian Arabs could and should be our brothers in Christ. I hope false prophet Muhammad is kept permanently submerged in pig shit in Hell for leading these almost noble men away from the Truth.

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

Re: When We Almost Lost Afghanistan

The Taliban really burns my biscuits because they're so damn close!

There are a couple of Talibans living down the street from me. A Taliban owns the corner shop and they even put some lady Talibans on the TV reading the news. Mr. Trump tried to ban them from entering the country but failed and now they're everywhere just like this damn Chinkadink virus.

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Re: When We Almost Lost Afghanistan

Mooselimbs have been a menace to civilization for 1,400 years, and they don't seem to be giving up. Look on the deportment column on their report cards - don't get along well with others.

Gandhi was nice and tried to give them their own country (Pakistan) and look what happened - he was assinated by someone who thougt he was being too nice to them.

We gave Obama bin Laden weapons so he could fight off the Russians (Godless communists), and how does he thank us - by attacking us on 9/11. All we wanted is for the Taliban to turn him over to us - and then we had to invade the place and throw out the Taliban.

I don't think that many Americans would mind if these mooselimbs would move here - and be converted to Christians as Ann Coulter recommended. The problem is that they still insist that their women dress in garb that looks like our black plastic garbage bags. Lord knows how many of them have would up in land fills by our Streets and Sanitation departments mistaking them for trash.

As far as I'm concerned, if some Indian dot head feminist communist wants to start a GoFundMe page and raise money to take the place over I would be delighted.

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: When We Almost Lost Afghanistan

Gandhi was nice and tried to give them their own country

Didn't he give them two countries?

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

Re: When We Almost Lost Afghanistan

Didn't he give them two countries?

France and... what's the other one?

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: When We Almost Lost Afghanistan

East Pakistan.


Who declared war upon whom is s something I can't even be bothered looking up.
From the earliest camel pouncing had there ever been a Mohammedan state of peace?

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: When We Almost Lost Afghanistan

I read the news and try to understand it. Understanding the news from Afghanistan is difficult. When our troops pull out the war lords will take over. When the war lords take over the schools teaching little girls math and reading will shut down.

So, why are some Christians opposed to our leaving?

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

Re: When We Almost Lost Afghanistan

I read the news and try to understand it. Understanding the news from Afghanistan is difficult. When our troops pull out the war lords will take over. When the war lords take over the schools teaching little girls math and reading will shut down.

Ditto that for ending abortion and curtailing voting rights. You've got to admire their strength.

So, why are some Christians opposed to our leaving?

No idea about that, sorry Mr. Mayor. At least we can put the troops to good use back home.

Perhaps like the strong Talibans, those of us who stand for real Christian values should take up arms, wear self-identifying hats and oust all the RINO fake Christians like Liz Cheney. If I had ten divisions of those men, our troubles here would be over very quickly.
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