Brittany Spears Needs to Remain Under the Control of Men

[Johny Joe Hold]

Thirteen years ago Brittany Spears' financial affairs were places under the control of her father and his lawyer friends. He father is paid $125,000 a year to do this.

Now that she is worth about $60 million, Brittany thinks she is capable to handle her own affairs and want out of the conservatorship run by her father. Apparently, she has not read the Bible. In 1 Timothy 2 we learn, Let a woman learn quietly with all submissiveness.

Her father is kind to her and gives her a regular allowance which she can spend as she wishes. What is she complaining about?

Britney Spears' conservatorship: Why 'people are figuring this out as they go' (yahoo.com)

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

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This case reminds me so much of Terri Schiavo. A brain defective woman showing no discernible sign of intelligent life is trapped within the legal chicanery of her protector and a bunch of liberal busybodies who want to remove her support system.

Like Bill Frist - Republican Senate Leader at the time and also a doctor - I can tell she is not in a persistent vegetative state. I question it based on a review of the video footage which I spent an hour or so looking at last night in my office. She certainly seems to respond to visual stimuli. By my medical definition, she was not in a vegetative state based on my review of the videos, my talking to the family, and my discussing the case with one of the neurologists who examined her. I also tried unsuccessfully to visit Spears in person.

The tragedy of this situation is that with proper treatment, appropriate thoughts and prayers etc., Brittany's condition can improve. There's absolutely no indication under those circumstances, in my opinion, to remove her feeding tube.

[Johny Joe Hold]

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Good observations, Dr. Toole. I liked your reference to the Terri Schiavo case. Dr./Sen. Bill Frist did our nation a great favor by viewing the selective footage of her and determining her mental state. We appreciate Doctors like you and Dr. Frist providing scientific analysis of those in the care of others.

To me, it seems like Brittany is capable listening to the men who are helping her. I hope there is enough money for both her and these men. The men deserve adequate compensation.

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

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Mr. Mayor, thank you for recognizing the efforts of men such as myself to protect the suffering wretches from themselves. Teenage runaways, anorexics, addicts, mentally retarteds, all of them like quarry to the slaughter. From themselves. Personally I blame the rock music, such as Brittany Spears "oops I did it again" and Cindy Lauper "girls just want to have fun", but that's only speculation.

I've seen cases where a bed-ridden imbecile locked in solitary confinement, who could barely respond to auditory stimuli and had only limited ability to move her head, neck, and limbs (like Ms. Spears), somehow managed to impregnate herself/hirself by an act of disgusting hermaphrodite self-fertilization that science and the courts cannot prove. Yet it happened. Angels walk where science fears to tread and that is the intersection where men like myself and others find their calling.

[Des]

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You are spot on with your assessment of the corrupting nature of the rock & roll, Dr Toole. My independent psychotheological analysis has demonstrated an undeniable association of the rock music to female promiscuity, antisocial behavior, feminism, abortion, insubordination, bestiality, and poor hygiene.
This is a public health crisis that should have been put down the moment that rock harlot Josephine Baker first took up a microphone.

[Isabella White]

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Can somebody please tell me: who on 's good Earth is this Brittany Spear woman? Is she famous for something? For example, is she a role-model for children who are looking to be inspired about living in decency? I know I have heard her name mentioned, but I can't seem to find much out about her, apart from how she and her supporters cry about everything, as you shall see in the video clip that I am attaching.

And, the person who made a video about Brittany a while ago shows that he -- most definitely -- is no role-model. Look at the way he is dressed: like a Jezebel Barbie doll! Surely, this is a sign that we are in the very last of the end times!

Revelation 22:20 "He which testifieth these things saith, Surely I come quickly. Amen. Even so, come, ."

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

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My understanding is that, after her shaky start in life, she has overcome her demons and can be a wonderful role model for young ladies. She lives a quiet life under the guidance of her father as is proper for an unmarried woman. She has a couple more years of fertility in her womb before barrenness and garrulity overtake her. So there's hope she can be offloaded to a suitor given a little effort to lose the puppy fat. Possibly using one of these new dual-purpose devices from New Zealand.

[Des]

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Sister White,

Spears is an American punk rocker known for vulgar music. Examples are Oops I Did It Again (promoting promiscuty), Boys (about a girl sizing a boy up for unprotected premarital sex), & Gimme More (public sex acts). Her 'art' is the porn set to music.

[Isabella White]

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Sister White,

Spears is an American punk rocker known for vulgar music. Examples are Oops I Did It Again (promoting promiscuty), Boys (about a girl sizing a boy up for unprotected premarital sex), & Gimme More (public sex acts). Her 'art' is the porn set to music.

Oh, thank you kindly, dear Brother Des. I must admit: I'd never heard of Brittany, until recently. She sounds like a very sinful, rebellious, uppity, vain woman -- selling herself for the sake of personal commerce and wealth, and then taking the souls of young people with her as she rides the highway to .

Revelation 21:8 "But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death."

Now, since your message arrived, I did another check on the interwebs. I was wondering if she is the one who sings that "Milk Shake" song, which I've heard my Cathyolick neighbors playing as I was deadheading my prize-winning roses. But, I can see that's another "singer". I have found a video that seems to describe Brittany well; as a matter of fact, the title seems to describe her perfectly!

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

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After looking at the Mayor's original post, all I can say is perhaps her father needs to increase her allowance so that she can buy some bigger clothes. She has long outgrown the ones she is wearing in the photo.

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

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I've had to take a long and hard look at this, and while the Mayor is Biblically correct here about this "conservatorship", after a great deal of prayer I think more sinister and corrupt forces are at hand.

Normally when a woman gets married it is the husband's duty to prevail over the woman. Given Britney's failed marriages, drug use, slut like behavior, and inability to raise her children from her failed marriages it would be normal for her father to take back parental control of his daughter.

The corrupt forces at hand here are in plain sight - Britney's net worth is considered to be $60 million. Under the "conservatorship" her father has done nothing more than force his daughter to continue to produce pop songs riddled with debauchery, sex, and sin - and continuing to corrupt the morals of her listeners and fans.

Britney's "conservatorship" needs to be assigned to the Landover Baptist Rehab Institute in Freehold. After some time finding Jesus in her life she will emerge with her new Gospel albums and will be taken on a world tour on Pastor Zeke's new jet aircraft.

[Dennis Lukes]

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Huh. I could have sworn Britney Spears died of a drug overdose in 2007. She was a bad influence on America's youth and trailer trash.

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

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Maybe after she's been declared sane again, and with Landover's blessing, I could see myself voting Trump/Brittany. It would also depend on their Eurasian international policy stance.

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

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I suspect that this whole court case will be ruled invalid because the judge - who claims to be a man - is called Brenda. How is that even allowed? I mean, it's a bad enough name for a woman but is he serious? Or is he some sort of trans-judge - maybe a rodent control operative who self-identifies as a judge?

[Johny Joe Hold]

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I can see the logic of giving Brittany's father control and a salary for watching over her. The only thing I think not fair is that the father and her lawyer are keeping her revenue for themselves. There are other men, I'm thinking of some here at Landover Baptist, who would be happy to offer advice and would enjoy receiving some of her income.

I'm going to keep monitoring Brittany's state of affairs to see if there is an opening for Landover Baptist.