POKE DADDY REVEALED!!

[TwinkBoy]

As you know I'm an investigative reporter (free lance but of course) and I've got a tidbit of a story you all may be interested in.... Now, this story concerns ONE OF YOUR OWN so listen up PEOPLE!!

Seems a few years ago in one DALLAS, TEXAS that a well known Christian EVANGELIST was involved in a bit of....????...shall we just say TROUBLE?.....LOL. Now THIS person had been frequently seen at a place called SODOM'S BUNNS. Now, mind you I'm NOT one to be spreading rumors BUT this place known as Sodom's Bunns is a gay BAR in downtown Dallas! It is FULL of "debauchery and sin" and is a foul place for SODOMITE evening gatherings! It is NOT just a bar either! For, it also hosts a BATH HOUSE (out in the back...behind the main building...somewhere by the CRACK!).

Now...this evangelist person I'm speaking of used to go NIGHTLY to SODOM'S BUNNS for...well...I let you guess, my lovelies. Anyway, this person sooooon gained a NICKNAME which was (and STILL is as far as we know)...."Poke Daddy"!! LMAO...snicker....snicker...snicker...

One winters night...chill, chill...the Dallas authorities raided and BUSTED SODOM'S BUNNS and, lo and behold..."POKE DADDY" was one of the persons ARRESTED on SEXUAL SOLISITATION CHARGES!! To make a longgg story SHORT, POKE DADDY ended up getting OFF the charges and just how he did it is STILL under investigation by MWA ( but I assure you I WILL uncover the dirty TRUTH).

Now just WHO is POKE DADDY???

Weeeellllll...it IS none other than YOUR OWN dear BELOVED....Brother HIRAM LOVE!! OMG....GASP....SHOCK....lolololol

Now I REALLLY hate to have to reveal this little story to all of your SELF RIGHTEOUS, BIBLE THUMPERS here at LBC...BUT...I just feel I MUST....hmmm...in the NAME of JUSTICE and TRUTH. I assure you that there WILL be MORE information forthcoming from THIS reporter on POKE DADDY et.al.

I'm NOT trying to be mean or nasty....god forbid!!...but I just feel we should FACE the TRUTH here at LBC and follow it WHEREVER it might LEAD! Now I know this tidbit of news will SHOCK many of you "good xtian people" here at LBC and I'm CERTAIN you will be taking REVENGE...I mean "corrective action"....against Brother Love. I only ask that you BE GENTLE upon him as he is OLD and NEAR DEATH (hopefully)...snicker, snicker . sigh...OH WELL.....

Chow LBC loves!!
Twink
Freelance Investigative Reporter

[Virginia Day Templeton]

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Psalm 101
5Whoso privily slandereth his neighbour, him will I cut off: him that hath an high look and a proud heart will not I suffer.

Psalm 109
1Hold not thy peace, O God of my praise;

2For the mouth of the wicked and the mouth of the deceitful are opened against me: they have spoken against me with a lying tongue.

When your lying ways are exposed, sodomite, the might of God's fury shall be upon you, and not a man or woman alive shall envy your position! Not only are you spreading wicked libel, you are spreading it against the good name of a Landover pastor—a True Christian™!—and for that, the fires that scorch you shall be toasty indeed.

In fact, I think you may have indirectly blasphemed the Holy Ghost, which works through our pastors. You had better PRAY that this is not the case, or even Christ Himself won't be able to Save you!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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No one can make heads nor tails of the jibber-jabbering of this unsaved wad of scum. Whatever allegations he is trying to make, know this: once a True Christian™ has been saved by the sweet blood of Christ, then he STAYS saved. Digging up old gossip like a fishwife does not endear one to Jesus, and it does not revoke the Saved© status of Brother Love.

We all have done things in our past lives (pre-blood-saved) that are revolting or depraved. That is why we Praise Jesus for washing away our sins.

I can't wait to see this nancyboy roast in hellfire.

[Brother Love]

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Sister Virginia and especially you Pastor Ezekiel I thanks ya both.

Twinkie boy you is the most ABSOLUTE SINNIN ABOMINATION to ever hit the planet and I MEANS it! You tongue is full if LIES and FILTH! I never in mine life went to any place in Dallas, Texas called Sodom's Bunns. I think you is havin WISHFUL THINKIN twinkle boy!

This attack you has waged agin me is ABOMINAL. You IS the DEVIL'S SPAWN AND PAWN!! You is the SICKEST and MOST PERVERTED homersexual THING I has ever met in my entire life! You dress in women's SLUT clothin and you wears makeup and stockin's and so you DEVILE ever thing HOLY in God's WORD! You has NO respect for GOD'S HOLY WORD or for his TEACHERS OF THE WORD! You has NO respect for the TRUE CHRISTIANS either!

You mouth speaks nothin cept LIES and ABOMINATIONS and you is so RULED over by your PERVERTED SEXUAL LUSTS that you is even makin passes here at LBC!! You is a WRETCHED ANIMAL full of 100% SIN and WHOREDOM!! You is the most GOD AWFUL UGLY homer I has ever seen anywhere! ALL you friends is the SAME PERVERTED WAY!! You should have been put on an altar when you was born and KILLED as a SACRIFICE so that the world and all these good people here at LBC would have been SPARED from havin to endure your ABOMINATIONS and LIES! YOU IS the GAPING, SCUM FILLED mouth of LUCIFER HIMSELF!! I hope the LORD be givin ya a BAD and DEADLY case of AIDS! I hopes ya die a VILE death when you time comes!

Now I thinks you has pissed off two of my Deacons and I is thinkin they is goin to pay you a "visit" to "discuss" this "situation." So ifin nobody here hears from ya anymore we WON'T miss ya and we WILL know what happened to ya you PERVERTED BUTT FAIRY!!

BTW my two Deacons says they is goin to be "carryin some heaters" with them when they visit with ya. I is ASSUMIN that they mean they is goin to be on FIRE with the Holy Spirit. They also mentionin somethin bouts ya endin up in a "concrete suit and layin in the sewar." Now I assumes they mean they is goin to save ya soul and buy ya a new suit and get ya SCANKY behind out of the sewar. LOL Twinkie boy I thinks ya is goin to be livin with OLD DICKIE sooner than ya's think LM-TrueCristian-AO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[TwinkBoy]

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Brother Love my lovely.....be sure to tell your two GOONS to bring along their ROCKET LAUNCHERS because they ARE going to need them love. Riff Raff and Magenda are already maning the towers watching for the approach of your two MAFIA GOONS! Least I say that we have plenty of BODY BAGS so please send more of your GOONS if you wish. HA!! I fear you and your CRONIES NOT!!

I notice at the end of every one of your posts is this:

"Beware of false prophets, which come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly they are ravening wolves." Matthew 7:15

I would say that PRETTY MUCH describes YOU, love!! You appear in sheep's clothing BUT inwardly you ARE a raveing WOLF full of anger, rage, and condemnation! You HOLY ROLLER BIBLE THUMPERS are all the SAME! So steeped in your OWN self righteousness you are! So overshadowed by your own EGOS which ARE your TRUE GOD! And....YOU....calling mwaaaa a....a......DEMON! HA!! It is YOU sir who are the REAL DEMON spouting all your hell-fire-and brimstone making everyone feel GUILTY FOR NOTHING and trying to FRIGHTEN poor lost souls into SUBMISSION under YOUR EVANGELIC BOOTS of PSYCHOSPIRITUAL TYRANNY!!

Now THAT, my dear Brother Love....IS AN ABOMINATION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sorry for having to EXPOSE your past HOMOSEXUAL sins to the good people at LBC, love....BUT I only do so in the FAIR and JUST interest of THEIR spiritual WELFARE. I mean, afterall, we can't be too careful of FALSE TEACHERS and LYING PROPHETS like you..can we????????

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Chow my lovelies!!!
Signed,
Twink
aka: The DEVIL INCARNATE according to the ILLUSTRIOUS BROTHER LOVE !!

[SalvationSeeker]

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"Beware of false prophets, which come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly they are ravening wolves." Matthew 7:15

I would say that PRETTY MUCH describes YOU, love!! You appear in sheep's clothing BUT inwardly you ARE a raveing WOLF full of anger, rage, and condemnation! You HOLY ROLLER BIBLE THUMPERS are all the SAME! So steeped in your OWN self righteousness you are!

You have no idea what you are talking about, homer.
God has commanded us to be judgemental when dealing with unsaved trash like you.
Brother Love is simply following the Lord's commandments, as do we all.

But he that is spiritual judgeth all things, yet he himself is judged of no man.
1 Corinthians 2:15

We may judge you, but nobody except God may judge us. Glory!

[Dameon_ACLUtard]

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We may judge you, but nobody except God may judge us. Glory!

But we do it anyway.

[Arethusa]

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No one can make heads nor tails of the jibber-jabbering of this unsaved wad of scum. Whatever allegations he is trying to make, know this: once a True Christian™ has been saved by the sweet blood of Christ, then he STAYS saved. Digging up old gossip like a fishwife does not endear one to Jesus, and it does not revoke the Saved© status of Brother Love.

We all have done things in our past lives (pre-blood-saved) that are revolting or depraved. That is why we Praise Jesus for washing away our sins.

I can't wait to see this nancyboy roast in hellfire.

Too bad that didn't work out for Pastor Ted Haggart. It was the meth, wasn't it?

[Virginia Day Templeton]

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Faggard was a false Christian and was never Saved™ in the first place.

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

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Brother Love my lovely

Hold it right there, fag-boy. We have no need of homer pillow-talk here

.....be sure to tell your two GOONS to bring along their ROCKET LAUNCHERS because they ARE going to need them love. Riff Raff and Magenda are already maning the towers watching for the approach of your two MAFIA GOONS! Least I say that we have plenty of BODY BAGS so please send more of your GOONS if you wish. HA!! I fear you and your CRONIES NOT!!

This passage is just RIPE with homerism -- what "towers" are they "manning"? Their "rocket launching towers"? Watch your language here, friend -- my trained eyes can spot your hidden language nearly as fast as God can smite you for it!

It is YOU sir who are the REAL DEMON spouting all your hell-fire-and brimstone making everyone feel GUILTY FOR NOTHING and trying to FRIGHTEN poor lost souls into SUBMISSION under YOUR EVANGELIC BOOTS of PSYCHOSPIRITUAL TYRANNY!!

My, my, my -- more proof that the Bible is the most accurate piece of literature in History:

22Arise, O God, plead thine own cause: remember how the foolish man reproacheth thee daily.

A fool also is full of words: a man cannot tell what shall be; and what shall be after him, who can tell him?

There are many more, but for now, this will suffice. I suggest you pick up a King James 1611 Bible to research more into your foolish ways!

Sorry for having to EXPOSE your past HOMOSEXUAL sins to the good people at LBC, love....BUT I only do so in the FAIR and JUST interest of THEIR spiritual WELFARE. I mean, afterall, we can't be too careful of FALSE TEACHERS and LYING PROPHETS like you..can we????????

Friend, I will have you know that a FULL investigation was done of Brother Love's D.O.F. file was done before he was even considered as a candidate for Landover membership! In these days of terrorism just before the Rapture, one cannot be too careful. I assure you that our extensive research into his file revealed nothing of what you accuse him of..... Your file, on the other hand, is chock-full of unmentionable sins!

You spoke of welfare -- are you a negro?