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  • Wide-Open
    Director of European Evangelical Outreach
    A Shining Example of Christ's Love
    Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
    True Christian™
    • Nov 2007
    • 18449
    #16
    Re: Some holy wood available: Shittim

    I wonder if one could make a bear cage with it? Might solve some problems. Not that anyone here has a bear I suppose. (Don't believe the rumours! )
    Psalm 81:10:
    I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
    open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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      • Pastor Ezekiel
        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
         
        • Sep 2006
        • 78555
        #17
        Re: Some holy wood available: Shittim

        Originally posted by Wide-Open View Post
        I wonder if one could make a bear cage with it? Might solve some problems. Not that anyone here has a bear I suppose. (Don't believe the rumours! )
        No, you need titanium steel bars for something like that. Bears are strong, really strong.

        Not that I know from first hand experience. I'm just saying.
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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          • Capt. Aaron Portway
            One of the Lord's Airborne Rangers
            Salvation from Above
            God's Favorite Pilot™
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2008
            • 6309
            #18
            Re: Some holy wood available: Shittim

            I picked up the Shittim from Brother Nobar's estate! He took some pictures and I'm sure he will post them when he has time, he's very busy keeping an eye on the Mexicants that are working on his property.

            If you've had Mexicants working for you, you will know that it's a full time job making sure they don't siesta all day or poop in your yard!
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              • Mr. Seth Cochran
                On Parole
                BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                • Jul 2008
                • 753
                #19
                Re: Some holy wood available: Shittim

                Holy shittim! I'd love some...but unfortunately, I'm not in Freehold. Maybe one day after I'm a True Christian™, of course, I'll move there. I wouldn't make it through security until I'm promoted though. See you and your boys then, Bobby-Joe!

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                  • Nobar King
                    Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                    Christ's Guardian
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2007
                    • 23748
                    #20
                    Re: Some holy wood available: Shittim

                    Brother Aaron came over on Monday to get his wood. He was kind enough to bring me some already-cut firewood in exchange.

                    Moving the rounds of shittim was fairly easy; we rolled them from the back pasture to the front driveway with little effort. Getting them into the truck was more difficult. Both of us were needed to get the wood into the truck.

                    Brother Aaron took five pieces total. I offered him a beer afterward, but he said he needed to get going to finish more work.



                    May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                      • Jimmy-Roy Stewart
                        Tin Tither
                        True Christian™
                        • Oct 2008
                        • 234
                        #21
                        Re: Some holy wood available: Shittim

                        Originally posted by Pastor Isaac Peters View Post
                        If it's all the same to you, do you mind if I have my wife drive over separately in one of our Hummers, so that I'll still have my own wheels while you use the truck? Oh, and please don't be like a certain other church member who shall remain nameless (but you know who you are ) and leave candy wrappers in the truck.
                        I said i was sorry pastor but i guess your never going to forget them candy wrappers in you're truck.

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                          • Pastor Ezekiel
                            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                             
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 78555
                            #22
                            Re: Some holy wood available: Shittim

                            Brother Nobar, do you still have any of that shittim laying around?
                            Who Will Jesus Damn?

                            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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