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  • Satan Causes Woman to Steal From Church

    Let us hope and Pray that there are no women amoungst our True Christian(tm) ranks who are being tempted by satan in this manner. Otherwise it would be very bad for them. Very, very bad.

    Woman accused of church theft blames Satan

    ARLINGTON, Wash. – A woman accused of taking more than $73,000 from the Arlington church where she was an administrative assistant blames the devil. Papers filed with a theft charge Wednesday in Snohomish County Superior Court say the 62-year-old Arlington woman told detectives "Satan had a big part in the theft."

    The Everett Herald reported the woman was accused of forging the pastor's signature on 80 checks from the Arlington Free Methodist church. She was fired in February 2008.

    She told detectives she used the money to cover household expenses because she couldn't stand the thought of losing her home.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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    Re: Satan Causes Woman to Steal From Church

    This is what happens when you let ladies have responsibility in the church!

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    • #3
      Re: Satan Causes Woman to Steal From Church

      I agree with Brother Basher. What in the name of our sweet, merciful Lord was a church checkbook left where a woman could get her shopaholic hands on it? I'm sorry, but I think the Pastor of this so-called church is as much or more to blame than Ol' Scratch!

      Leaving a checkbook where a woman can find it and blaming her for using it is like leaving a juicy steak in your dog's bowl and kicking him when he eats it!

      Some people!
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      • #4
        Re: Satan Causes Woman to Steal From Church

        What was she doing outside of the church kitchen? The pastor of that church needs to accept some blame for having women anywhere near the church offices. Satan did not influence her -- satan influenced the pastor.
        HUNTING ATHEISTS SINCE 1989.

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        • #5
          Re: Satan Causes Woman to Steal From Church

          J' envy a country which has at least the churches to fly and l' money to be flown. These women must learn how to be obeying, like us Russian good girls.

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