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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78552

    #1

    Godly Town Gives Away Chastity Belts With Every Prom Gown

    Anyone who doubts that Jesus is at work protecting America's virgins need only take a look at this story. Praise God Almighty!!

    South Bend gives away free prom dresses, with a Christian touch

    SOUTH BEND, Ind. -- Dozens of girls lined up for free prom dresses in South Bend. What they didn't know was that a free chastity belt would be given as well.

    Washington High School senior Aricka Thomas was one of the students who came Saturday morning to the College Football Hall of Fame for the Princess for a Night annual event.

    Thomas says dresses can cost $130 or more, so she hoped to find the right dress for free. And the free chastity belt meant that her Father allowed her to attend the prom.

    The dresses were given away on a first-come, first-served basis to girls who showed their student identifications. The chastity belts were personally fitted by the Chairman of Students for Christ, along with the male members of the Christian group.

    Ziker Christian Cleaners & Shirt Laundry sponsored the event along with the Junior League of South Bend Inc.

    Ziker Christian Cleaners say more than 1,200 gently used prom dresses were collected for the event, which last year helped more than 500 girls from 58 area high schools. The used chastity belts were scrubbed clean by local negroes.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!
  • Nobar King
    Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
    Christ's Guardian
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2007
    • 23748

    #2
    Re: Godly Town Gives Away Chastity Belts With Every Prom Gown

    All prom dresses should be like that so that good parents don't have to worry about the virtue of their daughters.
    May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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    • Palmer C. Eldrich
      Unsaved trash
      Current Status: Driving the Short Bus
       
      • Mar 2008
      • 349

      #3
      Re: Godly Town Gives Away Chastity Belts With Every Prom Gown

      I'm sure those locks are easy to pick, especially for a gang of car thieves.
      Things are going to get worse before they get better.

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      • Larry Lee
        Predestinated Servant of Jesus Christ by the Will of God
        True Christian™ Theologian
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2006
        • 4464

        #4
        Re: Godly Town Gives Away Chastity Belts With Every Prom Gown

        Jesus works in mysterious -- but effective -- ways.

        I wonder if the girls' dates will be outfitted with one of these.
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        I loved Newt before Newt was invincible

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        • Meek and Humble
          Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
          Biblical Black Belt
          Jr. Pastor
          True Christian™
          • Dec 2008
          • 6197

          #5
          Re: Godly Town Gives Away Chastity Belts With Every Prom Gown

          How wonderful! Though of course, a chastity belt is no replacement for good old fashioned chaperoning! Because teenage girls should be watched at ALL times.

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