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  • SayvedByTheLord
    Sinner Who Has Found the Truth©
    True Christian™
    • May 2007
    • 3151

    #1

    Another Godly publication

    Praise Jesus ! We are blessed with another fantastically accurate publication furthering the Word of God.

    Jesus — Will He Ever Return?
    Plus: What Glenn Beck Knows



    In these deeply troubled times, the question rises to the fore: Is Jesus Christ about to come back?
    GLORY !


    Leviticus 26:27-29

    27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
    28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
    29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.
  • JennyD
    Honorary True Christian™
    Sweet Placid Sister
    Forum Member
    • Dec 2007
    • 9567

    #2
    Re: Another Godly publication

    How can Glenn Beck know anything? He's a Mormon, for Heaven's sake!
    www.palibandaily.com - Your Christian News Source
    Huckabee/Palin Gingrich 2012 will reclaim America for Christ! PRAISE!

    Christian Ladies:
    Savor your separation in style at the Monthly Visitor!

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    • WilliamJenningsBryan
      True Christian™
       
      • Jan 2007
      • 9384

      #3
      Re: Another Godly publication

      Well, they do have an exclusive with Mike Huckabee:

      Mike Huckabee's exclusive Newsmax interview about Christ's return
      Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
      brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
      ...and get off my lawn
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      • Wash O'Hanley
        Debate Moderator (and participant)
        Master Debater-- Has Never Been Defeated in a Debate
        Louder Than Reason
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2006
        • 2126

        #4
        Re: Another Godly publication

        This publication talks the talk but does it walk the walk? The Wash O'Hanley Show has been ready for Christ's return since the Janet Jackson Super Bowl nipple slip and have set up all the amenities that a celebrity Messiah would want to make his second coming in style, and all we're asking in return is for an exclusive interview.
        I can't go into too great of details about what we're offering (we wouldn't want Limbaugh to one up us) but let's just say the guest goody bag includes a free bikini wax at Rita Hazan Salon in New York City, a T-Mobile Sidekick LX, a clear plastic wine bottle filled with chocolate-covered raisins and a bottle of Glen Beck's tears.

        And to up the ante we've removed all of the nails from our station (even the load-bearing ones).
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        • Pastor Ezekiel
          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
           
          • Sep 2006
          • 78555

          #5
          Re: Another Godly publication

          Gosh I sure would like to have that worldband radio.
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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