Another Godly publication

[SayvedByTheLord]

Praise Jesus ! We are blessed with another fantastically accurate publication furthering the Word of God.

Jesus — Will He Ever Return?
Plus: What Glenn Beck Knows



In these deeply troubled times, the question rises to the fore: Is Jesus Christ about to come back?

GLORY !

[JennyD]

Re: Another Godly publication

How can Glenn Beck know anything? He's a Mormon, for Heaven's sake!

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Re: Another Godly publication

Well, they do have an exclusive with Mike Huckabee:

Mike Huckabee's exclusive Newsmax interview about Christ's return

[Wash O'Hanley]

Re: Another Godly publication

This publication talks the talk but does it walk the walk? The Wash O'Hanley Show has been ready for Christ's return since the Janet Jackson Super Bowl nipple slip and have set up all the amenities that a celebrity Messiah would want to make his second coming in style, and all we're asking in return is for an exclusive interview.
I can't go into too great of details about what we're offering (we wouldn't want Limbaugh to one up us) but let's just say the guest goody bag includes a free bikini wax at Rita Hazan Salon in New York City, a T-Mobile Sidekick LX, a clear plastic wine bottle filled with chocolate-covered raisins and a bottle of Glen Beck's tears.

And to up the ante we've removed all of the nails from our station (even the load-bearing ones).

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Another Godly publication

Gosh I sure would like to have that worldband radio.