Streets should be kept clear of debris:

[Nobar King]

Now that it's springtime a lot of your precious plants are flowering and leaving their spent petals on the ground. I'm sure you think it looks nice, but it's no different than mowing your lawn and throwing the clippings into the street.

Municipal code 24.04:

(b) No person shall sweep, dump, lay deposit, scatter, cast, throw, keep, or place any solid waste, yard waste, or recycling materials, as defined in Section 24.01 of this chapter in or on any alley, sidewalk, street, sewer, storm sewer, catch basin, ditch or any other public property except as otherwise authorized in this chapter.



Get out a broom and sweep it up, people!

[H. Montague Worthington]

Re: Streets should be kept clear of debris:

Where is that, Brother Nobar? Is that in unincorporated Freehold Township, or is that on the East Side? I would expect better manners in the Township than that, but if it's over there on the East Side (Freehold Heights, East Freehold, or the Negrotown district), I'm not surprised at all by the animalistic, vermin-infested, filthy disgusting mess Those People(tm) leave. Maybe they're due for another brutal police crackdown and Citizen's Council Re-education Drive like they got in 1919, 1921, 1939, 1955, 1963, and 1973.

[Nobar King]

Re: Streets should be kept clear of debris:

It's on the east side down near the creek. Things are kind of overgrown down there.

[eliot mayfield]

Re: Streets should be kept clear of debris:

That's disgusting.

[H. Montague Worthington]

Re: Streets should be kept clear of debris:

I know the token duly-elected city councilman over there in Negrotown has been very good about not showing up at city council meetings, but apparently Councilman Yasboss is too lazy to clean up his filthy disease-ridden ghetto slum. We should have known from his last campaign commercial...

Maybe we should find another patsy encourage the district to get new representation.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Streets should be kept clear of debris:

I just went for a pastor's visit to the Henderson family home in Leviticus Acres this evening, opened the door - saw they were watching American Idol, called church security, arrested the entire family - and I am now sitting here with the fire department watching their home burn to the ground. Praise the sweet and living name of the Lord Jesus Christ for his HOLY judgement by fire!

So that's a bit less debris to deal with.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: Streets should be kept clear of debris:

I just went for a pastor's visit to the Henderson family home in Leviticus Acres this evening, opened the door - saw they were watching American Idol, called church security, arrested the entire family - and I am now sitting here with the fire department watching their home burn to the ground. Praise the sweet and living name of the Lord Jesus Christ for his HOLY judgement by fire!

So that's a bit less debris to deal with.

You are soooo sweet!!!!!!!!!!! I bet JESUS will give you extra points for this.

[JennyD]

Re: Streets should be kept clear of debris:

It's on the east side down near the creek. Things are kind of overgrown down there.

Brother Nobar, that sure looks like Jenkins Flats. I thought you were going to move out of there?

I think we should rename it Jenkem Flats.