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  • Congratulations Brother BJ!

    Hearty congratulations are in order for Brother BJ and his boys in security, for having their grant request to Haliburton approved. THIS is the list of new toys security devices that Freehold Security will be sporting starting soon. Praise Jesus!

    One of them was featured on 60 minutes. But the others on the list are worthwhile too. Freehold deeply appreciates the hard wotk Brother BJ does to keep us all as safe as the baby Jesus Himself, laying in that manger.



    I almost pity the fool who wanders into town unannounced.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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    Re: Congratulations Brother BJ!

    The Atheists will try to attack with nothing but sticks and stones, let them behold gods weapon delivered for True Christians only.

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      Re: Congratulations Brother BJ!

      Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
      Hearty congratulations are in order for Brother BJ and his boys in security, for having their grant request to Haliburton approved. THIS is the list of new toys security devices that Freehold Security will be sporting starting soon. Praise Jesus!
      Bobby Joe, if you were a Mary-worshiping Catlicker, they would have made you a Saint by now, except you're not dead yet, but I think you know what I mean.

      It's law enforcement like Bobby Joe's that protects Freehold from vicious criminals, such as those who so thoroughly reject Jesus that they even smoke marijuana, if you can believe it. Brother BJ uses the Landover war hounds (recently retired from Abu Ghraib) to round up the druggies as they drive down the interstate, not too far from Landover. Then, Brother BJ prosecutes them and incarcerates them, sometimes for nearly a decade, Praise God.
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      I loved Newt before Newt was invincible

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        Re: Congratulations Brother BJ!

        Look at what Brother BJ had installed at every entrance of my estate!

        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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